That FILIPINO Girl

Very Important Author's Note

Hi this is your dear author, Z.
Yes only Z, got a problem with that?
So before you read this pathetic excuse of a story. We have to have a small agreement.
What I mean is we have some terms and conditions.

First, before you become my reader. You must be aware that I'll insult you. But in a good way, just like how friends work. In this way, I am treating you as my friend instead as of my reader. Don't like my way of friendship? No one gives a damn.
Idiot. Don't take my insults way too seriously. Just take the damn insult and deal with it.

If you're not a Flamingo viewer you wouldn't understand.

Second, you are aware that this is my very first book ever since I've made this account, right? If so, you must also be aware that I'm bad at everything (I'm a bad girl, get it? Okay I'll stop) . And if you are not, well guess what idiot. I am bad at writing.

Third, since this is my very first book, you'll notice many mistakes. Plot holes, typos, grammatical errors, punctuations, you name it. So if you find any, please oh please comment it in a polite way and don't correct me in negative way. My grammar is not perfect as you can see. English is not my first language, so don't judge my way of writing cause I'm clearly trying my best.

Plus, the story is probably going to be extremely short. Why you may ask? Because I'm lazy af and I'm nervous and new to this. Probably going to be 1000+ to 2000+ words each chapter.

Forth, if you got nothing nice to say keep your fingers to yourself. No one wants to read what negative thing you have to say. If you don't like the book then leave nasty ass. No one's asking your negative opinion, your negative comment or your negative existence so please if you know you're stupid.
Get. Your. Ass. Out. Of. Here.

And, I can take polite criticism. The reason why I'm really triggered when it comes to negative comments I just couldn't deal with insults. I've already had enough people telling how worthless I am in a daily basis.

Fifth, there's a lot of stories that are almost the same but not plagiarized. My story is the same, it may or may have not have similar scenes when it comes to different stories but all of them are made by me and me only. Honestly, they suck. I wrote this in a go with the flow type of writing. Not planned plot whatsoever.
Just anything like the names of the characters, the places, or whatever isn't plagiarised and it's my mind.
If there are any people who plagiarized my story–I mean stories in wattpad are sometimes similar but you get the message. Please do inform me.

Sixth, read all of the authors notes.
This is for your own good.
(not really, some are just random)
If your lazy ass don't want to read well go ahead and skip but when a chapter says "Important Author's Note at the end" you better have your ass read that.

Seventh, not everything that's mentioned about the Philippines is true, for example (all of the students in public schools are poor or the school system sucks) not all of things that are going to be mentioned are true. Whatever Valerie is referring to, is her hometown. Not the whole Philippines. Just a heads up incase your easily-triggered ass wants to attack me because of that.

And please, for the love of god.
Don't. Plagiarize. The. Goddamn. Story.
for goodness sake.

✔️ I have agreed with the terms and conditions of the author. (comment ✔️)

Plus if anything in my story relates or somehow relates to the real world I would like to warn yall that it's fully coincidental.

You may now proceed on reading That Filipino Girl by ZebraInAction.

DID I FORGET TO MENTION THAT THIS BOOK IS UTTERLY BORING, STUPID AND CRINGY? - N-NO? OKAY, WELL NOW YOU KNOW.

Book Cover by: trashedbin/Rin.

She's my personal book cover maker.