Chapter 1 - Missing milk

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Characters
• I'm short / jimin
• Mr bunny / jungkook
• I'm your hope / jhope
• Im your jams / rap monster
• sugar / suga
• world wide handsome / jin
• Teaspoon / taehyung
[ At 12:00 pm ]

I'm short : guess what there is a problem ! And I meant it

I got jams : What is it jimin ?
Mr bunny : Is it really that important ?

I'm short : Yes jungkook it really is

I'm your hope : Hello is there a problem jimin ?

I'm short : Yes a big problem

Sugar : I'm covering my ears

Mr short : Rude ! :(

Teaspoon : Hello I was busy feeding my precious yeotan
Sugar : no one ask
Teaspoon : :( 
I'm your hope : Suga ! Stop your being too rude to our hyungs what did they even do to you ?
Sugar : it wasn't to even for me to look at the hyungs
I'm your hope :  Suga Your so mean
Sugar : I don't care
World wide handsome : Hello is there something wrong ?
Sugar : Yes
World wide handsome : What ?
Sugar : Your name is backwards
World wide handsome : wait till I got my hands on you
Sugar : wash your hands first

Sugar kicks world wide handsome off the group chat

Mr short : Well guys that's not the point

I'm your jam : What exactly ?

Mr short : So I was at the fridge , there weren't any milk !

Mr bunny : just make a cow pergenant

Mr short : i-

I'm your hope : junkook stop , its gross
Teaspoon : exactly jhope
I'm your hope : I'm not your hope
( Blooper scene )

Mr short : Hyungs we need milk

Mr bunny : for what ? To reduce the size of midgets ?
I'm your hope : jungkook hyung that wasn't nice of you for your breathe to spread germs on dirty words !
Mr bunny : I don't care what I say
I'm your hope : you should be ashamed of yourself
Mr bunny : no ! Never hahahahhahh
I'm your jam : Jungkook stop this is serious !
Mr bunny : how ?
I'm your jam : you really think we're that dumb ?
Mr bunny : yes
I'm your jam : -i ......

I'm your jam kicked out Mr bunny out of the group chat

I'm short : Well any plans ?

World wide handsome is online

World wide handsome : There are no milk in the fridge !
I'm your jam : we were just talking about dat dumbass
I'm your hope : hey don't treat our hyungs like that
World wide handsome : trick or treat *drum joke*
Taespoon : that wasn't funny

Mr bunny is online

Mr bunny : I agree
I'm your hope : same
Sugar : who's comepiting ?

Mr short : who's going to buy milk for us ?

Taespoon : not me
Sugar : hell no
Mr bunny : why not use your skinny legs to walk ?
Sugar : exactly

I'm short : I'm to short to reach the milk

Mr bunny : Unexcused
I'm your jam : seriously jimin ?
Taespoon : jimin how high you think milks are places ?
World wide handsome : sky #comedy
I'm your jam : enough with those horrible jokes
World wide handsome : you think I am a joke to you ?
I'm your jam : no
World wide handsome : okay then

Me short : Wait guys

I'm your hope : What ?
I'm your jam : what is it ?
Taespoon : hyung what ?
Mr bunny : what ?
Sugar : what ?
World wide handsome : what ?

Mr short : I found the milk , it was at the table

Sugar : we literally solve this for nothing ?  I'm out !

Sugar is offline

Mr bunny : we need to call home Depot

( Blooper scene )

[ The end ]

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