Random Kaitou Joker

Incorrect Quotes 8

Joker: *accidentally bumps into the door*

Phoenix: Are you okay?

Joker: I'm fine.

Phoenix, to the door: You stand in Joker's way, one more time, and I'll take you down!

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Hachi: I'm cold.

Joker: Here, take my jacket.

Joker: ...I'm cold too.

Phoenix: *sets the world on fire*

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Phoenix: Joker, can you pass me the pepper?

Joker: What's the magic word?

Phoenix:

Phoenix: *starts to chant in Latin*

Joker, panicking: JUST TAKE IT, OH MY GOD.

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Joker: I hate it when people ask me, "what's the stupidest thing you've done?". Like, awfully bold for you to assume I've reached peak dumbass.

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(Short Joker AU)

Phoenix, cuddling with Joker: You're so tiny and adorable!

Joker, half asleep: I could kill you in a second.

Phoenix, with heart eyes: I know!

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Joker: 'Sleepy' is much more cuter than 'tired'. Everyone needs to stop saying 'tired' and start saying 'sleepy'.

Hachi: I am sleepy of your shit.

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Shadow: I hate you.

Joker: I hate myself too. You're not special.