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Dear Diary,
Yesterday Coco won second place at the spelling bee! i was so proud of him but he said second place is like poo and I said "SUCK IT UP AND BE A MAN!" then he said okay. im going to take better care of TH from now on..i dont want any dummys messing with him. right now im in Clars closet.. i cant say much..
Talk to you tommorow,
Mabel <3
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"AH! ew!" yells Clar
"What?!" I say getting up
"Why is there cheese on the side of your face?!..AND WHY ARE YOU IN MY CLOSET?!"
"Important duties you wouldnt understand madame!" i say pushing my sister out of the way and sturting down staris
which makes me fall
"AH!"
"OH!"
"WEEE!"
"HEWXDGFHG!!!!"
i fall right on my face. Splat. as I aptempt to remove my teeth from out vinyl flooring i cant help but hear this awful music and loud grunts
"Mother.." I say to myself making a face of disgust
My mother is in our living room wearing hot pink leg wamers and working out with a manly looking trainer to 80's music
"MY EYES!" i scream crawling away from the horrific sight
"Oh hi honey! we are just working out!" she waves at me and so does the manly looking trainer who i now realize is a woman
i craw under the stair well and go into the trapped door only to see gingersnap having a disco party with a bunch of other dogs
"GINGERSNAP!' i yell "YOU INVITED ALL THESE FEMALE DOGS AND NOT ME?!"
he just looks at me with dissapointment clear in his little puppy dog eyes
all of a sudden Pour It Up comes on and all the dogs go wild
"POUR IT POUR IT UP WATCH IT FALL OUT FROM THE SKY" i scream
all of a sudden we hear police serins and anaconda comes on
"WHAT DO I DO?!" i yell "I WANT TO BOGGIE BUT I DONT WANT TO GET CAUGHT BY THE PO PO!" i cry
Gingersnap collects all the money on the table and runs out
"I MEEE MEEE NOO IIIIIII" I cry spinning around in a circle, soon hitting my head on a black brick wall I just noticed.
"I fae fae.." I sigh falling onto the ground with a bright holy like light coming into sight.
"WHATTT??? IM NOT READY!!" I scream only to be claimed down by these giant blue birds feeding me grapes and giving me a white robe
"Ah hmm" coughs a huge handsomely beautiful angel approaching me
"Mabel?" He says softly, flipping his wonderful shiny brown locks back
"Nice to meet you, Im Isaac" he says reaching his handsomely beautiful hand out towards me
"II-- mm- Abeeell.. May-Bell" I stutter, messing up my own name
"How cute" he laughs his beautiful laugh which makes me envy him to a higher extent
"I know your Mabel, love." He says looking around for a quick second then taking my hand into a golden mansion
"This is we're you will be living for the next five years with me. I love you, Mabel." He says looking down for a minute "I think your amazing and super funny and cute.. I love you so much.. You just can't understand."
"I--II" I stutter again with drool flowing from my mouth
"It's okay if you don't love me back. I'll always love you." He says taking my hand and kissing it softly
"I want to make this forever, Mabel." He says bending down on one knee
I'm not really sure whats happening, but I saw this happen once with my mom and a fisherman, but she threw and brick at him..
"Mabel.. Will you do me the heavenly honor of letting me love you till the ends of our times and become my wife?"
He pulls out a white pearl type looking box with a thirty-six carrot ring inside
"YES! YES I WILL-
"Mabel wake up" the angel says looking at me blankly
"What?" I ask in confusion "Isaac whats wrong.. Lets get married."
"Mabel can you hear me?! WAKE UP!" He says even louder with a more girly voice
"What?? No I--
Soon a whole bunch f water starts pouring down on us and Isaac starts to fade away
"I'll love you forever" he says reaching out to me while fading away
And everything turns black for a few seconds
"MABEL WAKE YOUR PUGGY SELF UP!" Screams my sister
"You.." I say with my eyes still closed
"Mabel I saw you on the floor and-
"YOU DID THIS!" I scream in her face "YOU RUNIED MY LIFE WITH ISSAAC!" I scream even louder stomping up and down
"What are you even talking about?" She questions putting a hand on her hip
"My marriage.. My mansion.."
"What kind of drugs are you on?!" She questions coming closer
"BACK UP! MY HUSBAND IS GONE NOW ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!" I scream stomping away into the kitchen, only to be followed by the she devil.
"Mabel, what husband?!" She asks throwing her hands up
"MINE! HE IS MINE AND HE LOVES ME!" I start to cry "He.. He.. He.. Loves me.. Me.. Me.. Me.." I cry even more hitting my head on the counter
"MABEL STOP IT!" Clar screams
"NO! IM GOING TO BE WITH MY HUSBAND!" I sob into the counter
"your going to get in a coma if you don't stop!" She says coming towards me
"AND I WON'T STOP!" I sob, snot running down my face "I RUN THINGS, THINGS DON'T RUN ME.. I JUST WANTED TO BE WITH ISSAC AND HAVE SEVEN BABIES.."
"Mabel please!" Clar says starting to cry as well
"You should have seen him Clar!" I say wiping my nose with a spoon."
"I don't know who the heck you are talking about but okay." She says putting her arm around me
"NO! Like really.. He was perfect."
"Yeah okay.." She crys a little more wiping her nose with one of a kind red and gold European peacock feathers.
"MY HUSBANNNNNNDDD" I scream to the sky falling to my knees
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Mabel's Living Memoirs
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