"Your name is gAY-"
"Take me homeee~"
"I keep seeing stars and they have duck faces."
"KiSs Me~"
"Rub my ears like a kitten."
"Touch me me me me~"
"I wove youuuuu~"
"Oh my god, stop flirting with yourself-"
"Woah... There's two of you!"
"All I do is drink coffee and curse."
"If I die, I'm haunting you first."
"You told me to be honest! And there you go!"
"Gay rights? True. I, as a gay, am always right."
"I don't go through your phone because I wasn't raised in a dump."
"I always look self-deprived. Is that hot?"
"Wanna hear a pickup line?"
"What a plot twist you were."
"Did you eat my chips again?"
"I think I just ripped my pants."
"Where the HELL is my CAPRISUN?"
"Can I pet your dog?"
"Can I run away with your cat?"
"I'm too sober for this."
"So... The dog is on the couch. Can I sleep in here with you?"
"We can't watch a movie with sex in it right now! My sister is in the other room. Creep."
"Cuddle or leave."
"You don't know how to change a tire? Seriously?"
"I know your life is falling apart... So I knit you a blanket."
"The way you flirt is shameful."
"Come on! If we run, we can still catch the ice cream truck."
"Please feed me. Now."
"Is now a bad time to tell you I never learned how to swim?"
"Your spelling is almost as bad as your flirting."
"Bro, get your own money-"
"The hoe next to me is the definition of hoe."
"What does bOoMeR MEAN?"
"hOW DO YOU WORK A COMPUTER?"
"Wait, how do you drive a car?"
"I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE THIS, WE'RE DYING-"
"Well, it's been fun, buddy/ies."
"See y'all in Hell!"
"Wait... Are these frogs?"
"No, no! It's a rabbit, not a d o g."
"Did they just speak... Was that Spanish? Or was it Japanese?" (It's actually French)
"Have you learned to stop doing random dances in public? You got us kicked out, for God's sake!"
"Geez, bro, you're wasted."
"What drugs did you take?"
"I might have emptied two bottles of wine by myself."
"Why don't you just sit and just calm down?"
"Yo, when you choke water, you fail at drinking and breathing, the two most important activities in your whole life."
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( This oughtta be interesting- )
