Phoenix: If Larry and I were both drowning, who would you save?
Miles: I don’t know, both of you.
Phoenix: No, if you could only save one of us.
Miles: Well, I would probably save Larry, because he can’t swim and I happen to know you’re an excellent swimmer.
Phoenix: What if I was holding an anchor? Who would you save then?
Miles: Well, why don’t you just let go of the anchor?
Phoenix: It’s a family heirloom.
Miles: I’m leaving.
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Klapollo and AA incorrect quotes
MizahKlapollo and Wrightworth are my otps. Quotes found on Tumblr.