298. Sweats profusely

299. Has a stutter, lisp, or speech impediment

300. Can predict the future

301. Lies about dumb things

302. Believes they are in an intimate relationship with their bed

303. Needs a fan on to sleep

304. Carries a pillow with them everywhere

305. Chews ice cubes, hates to drink water

306. Constantly eating mints and/ or candy

307. Buys a new computer/ electronic device everyday

308. Heavy sleeper

309. Very light sleeper

310. Needs their dog/cat with them in bed to sleep

311. Fear of closed doors

312. Afraid of going somewhere alone

313. Hangs out in clubs or bars every night

314. Wears clothes with the tags still on them

315. Has a list of all food in the cupboard and refrigerator

316. Can spell any word

317. Human calculator

318. Can calculate the area and perimeter of any room or shape

319. Knows useless facts about landmarks, celebrities, the human body, etc.

320. Grosses people out for fun

321. Always mistakes people for other people

322. Can't remember names of people they know well

323. Acts very strange around their crush

324. Makes a list for everything and anything

325. Nocturnal lifestyle

326. Serious athlete

327. Can't drink out of glass. Must drink from a paper or plastic cup

328. Can't balance on left/ right foot, but can balance perfectly on the other

329. Gets extremely offended when anyone uses foul language

330. Has a terrible potty mouth

331. Saves their urine in a jar 

332. Donates blood everyday

333. They refuse to live with their spouse

334. Afraid of cats/dogs

335. Kleptomaniac

336. The only thing they watch is SpongeBob reruns

337. Has never watched a movie in their life before

338. Owns a prestigious company

339. Dresses like a slob, is a millionaire

340. Owns every gaming system that has ever been distributed

341. Pretends to be single to friends/family,is married and has children

342. Only attracted to married men/women

343. Refuses to chew their food, and only consumes liquids

344. Refuses to eat fruits or vegetables that haven't been grown in their state/country

345. Obsessed with their image

346. Still lives at home with their parents

347. Secretly lives in a nursing home... they are still young

348. "Borrows" a friend's baby, and pretends it's their own to get attention

349. Pretends they're pregnant to receive time off of work

350. Only drinks/ eats purple foods. (eggplant, Skittles, grapes, etc.)

351. Extremely shy, but they believe they will become an actor/actress

352. Child activist

353. Tells everyone they have killed a man with their thumb

354. Regularly bathes in milk and vinegar

355. Believes in magic

356. Believes they're a mermaid/merman

357. Waiting for their acceptance letter from Hogwarts. They're not 11. They're 40. 

358. Can't walk in high heels

359. Constantly makes animal noises

360. An adult who must be entertained like a child

361. Must always sleep with the lights on

362. An adult who still uses a nightlight

363. Refuses to leave the house

364. Sleeps with their favorite stuffed animal from when they were children

365. A grown man who plays with dolls

366. Smells strangers' hair

367. A die hard fan of Kim Kardashian

368. Only sees the worst in people

369. Optimist

370. Pessimist

371. Afraid of feet

372. Food allergy 

373. Laughs at things that aren't considered funny

374. Never uses proper punctuation

375. Types in all CAPS 

376. Know it all

377. Lives in a  large, metropolitan city, uses a horse as transportation

378. A die hard fan of Grumpy Cat

379. Has bad acne

380. Can't count to 100

390. Falls constantly

391. Constantly injured, even if it's a paper cut

392. Never washes their sheets

393. Hasn't read a book in over 10 years

394. Couch potato

395. Always grumpy, and/or complaining about something

396. Keeps a collection of spoons

397. Abnormally tall or short

398. Eats butter straight from the stick

399. Successfully picks up men/women with corny pickup lines.

400. Can tie a cherry stem with their tongue

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