[@pastelpunk tweeted!]
"@pastelpunk: got a lava lamp. u know what's about to happen. 🥵🥴"
"@codychaos: sometimes i wish we were in the 13th century."
"@pastelpunk: aw, so you can write me anannymouse love letters and we can have an elaborate wedding? how cute 😋"
"@codychaos: no, so you would get the fucking plague and i could kill you as a public service."
"@pastelpunk: hard to kill something that's already dead, you scurvy infested heathen."
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Fanfiction-@Pastelpunk just followed you! ~@Codychaos just followed you! 》Pastelpunk sent you a message!《 -@Pastelpunk: hey you dumb fuck, dinner at my place? ------------ the fic in which a gay bro (maxx, obv) and not out gay bro (cody, duh) fall in love and...