Warning: Lots of cussing
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Aaron: Help, they shot me, i'm dying
Ein: Omg you're bleeding lemme help you
Aaron: Nah, i'm just gonna die
Ein: Wha-
Aaron: Yeah fuck you.
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Laurance: *cooking dinner while whistle*
Garroth: *come in the kitchen, in the colorful chicken costume*
Garroth: BGA BGA BGA BGA!-
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Garroth: Hey, spell 'Me'
Laurance: Okay? M-E?
Garroth: You forgot the D
Laurance: There's no 'D' in 'Me'
Garroth: Not yet~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Laurance:
Laurance: Bitch--
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Dante: Mushroom Dance
Dante: Mushroom Dance
Dante: Whatever could it mean?
Laurance: *peak behind Dante with cute&creepy smile*
Laurance: It MeAn YoU'vE lIvEd A lIfE oF sIn~
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Garrance's Child: Mom, what's an orgasm?
Laurance: I don't know, I've never had one
Garroth: *choke on his tea*
Garroth: D I S B I T C H -
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Travis: Agent Coyote this is head-quarters, do you copy?
Garroth: Yes Sir i do
Travis: And agent little dick, do you copy?
Laurance: AGENT WHAT?!
Travis: Agent little dick
Garroth: WHEEZE-
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Hayden: Okay you know what?!
Hayden: You're in timeout!
Hayden: Get on top of the fridge! Get up there!
Younger!Laurance: *climb on the fridge*
Younger!Laurance: This house is a fucking nightmare!
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Garroth: *playing on his phone*
Laurance: *walk out of the bathroom*
Laurance: Garroth, there's a spider
Garroth: So what do you want me to do?
Laurance: Kill it!
Garroth: You saw it first, you'll kill it!
Laurance: You're the man!
Garroth: Since when?
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*~*~Void Paradox~*~*
Laurance: Hey, check out this cool umbrella i just got
Aphmau: Dude, it's bad luck
Laurance: *open the umbrella*
Laurance: Chill out bro-
Shadow!Laurance: *appear out of nowhere*
Shadow!Laurance: WHO SUMMONING ME?!
Laurance: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
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*~*~My Inner Demons~*~*
Ava: Two bros, chilling in the hot tub
Ava: 5 feet apart cuz they are not gay
Leif:
Noi:
Leif: *scoot closer to Noi*
Noi: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)
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Travis: Look at that buns on that guy
Zane: *laying on the floor dead, covered with bread buns*
Dante: This is the comedy police, the joke too funny
Travis: *load gun*
Travis: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL-
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Laurance: *holding bible*
Laurance: Blah blah blah, gay people, they are bad, blah blah blah
Laurance: Alright
Laurance: *yeet the bible out of the window*
Laurance: *lean to Garroth*
Laurance: Kiss me :3
Laurance & Garroth: *laughs*
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MS/MCD/PDH Yaoi Lemon
FanfictionReupload because 2 of my previous books got deleted somehow, le have to start over again with blood, tears and sweat ;__; Rule: Each person can only request ONE ship. Sub!Laurance only ( No Dom!Laurance ). No hate/negative comments or report becau...
