Once upon a time
there was a man who needed to poo
what did he do?
he went to the lollipop loo
(he liked lollipops)
*derp* *derp*
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Random things I write to procrastinate
RandomThe title says it all! But if you like the things I write you can have them... Sure, take them, take my mug! Take it! Stop putting random references in everything! Wait, who said that? Whatever... Go on, read it! I changed my mind; it's a rant/pers...