DIRECTIONERLAND~ A World Full Of One Direction

Bye *sniff*

*clears throat*

*violently holds Mic*

Mic testing Mic testing 1 2 3. Am I loud?

Okay? Okay.

*violently clears throat for 10 mins*

*violently mouthwashes 5 times*

*violently puts a dramatic pause*

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Omg I had been rehearsing for this for like a week or something but nothing seems to be enough to thank you guys

So *violently hugs and gives everyone chocolate* thank you so much for taking your time off to read my book. You guys have certainly made my days and hope I have made yours too. I love you guys.

Right now I am literally the happiest person alive because I started this book as a way to rant my things off! I thought no one would read this so yeah. But you guys actually made me think about it twice..... actually 3 whole months before I actually stated to update.So a massive thank you to everyone who waited.

Oh and before I leave I wanted you guys to enjoy..... So enjoy and stay happy

*violently hands out enjoyment and happiness underwear*

Oh and I wanted to tell you guys that this book unofficially closed,If I ever get some weird idea of continuing it....I just might

✌

And all's well that ends well so uhh here's an update, I didn't want it to end with you guys listening to the story of my life. ;)

*violently puts on the underware with you guys*  LETS READ!!

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ONE DIRECTION AT SCHOOL.

HARRY: *breaks Liam's pencil*

LIAM: WHAAAAA!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!! YOU BROKE MY PENCIL!!!!

HARRY:*fake cries* I..I'm so sorry

LIAM: Oh NO! Please don't cry!!!! I'm so sorry I was soo rude!

NIALL: Oh there's action goin' here. Better gather up some food to watch the show.*MUNCH MUNCH*

LOUIS(class monitor):Hey what's going on there?

ZAYN: Lou I'll be gone to check my hair okay?

NIALL: *nom nom nom nom nom nom nom*

LOUIS: Yeah whatever. What happened Harry? What are you crying?
*suddenly gets mesmerized by Harry*
You know what? CHUCK IT! Just come and touch me down there!

HARRY: Down where? *smirks*

LOUIS: Ugh! Fuck you! *drags him to a corner*

LIAM: *gasps* You just told a bad word!!

NIALL: *still munching and crunching* I'm lovin' this mate!

LIAM: Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word! Louis just told a bad word!
Louis just told a bad word!