Damian, Has a family and hates him, and has a fine salary at a Purified water company but died from Overworking lately, got reincarnated into Hyperdimension Neptunia and he doesn't know a single clue about Neptunia, AT ALL!!!
Based on Hyperdimension...
Purple Heart: Now that I won, tell me what you know about me.
Black Heart: Don't think you've won it all by just downing me!
Purple Heart: I admit that we did outnumbered you, but still, a win is a win.
Black Heart: No... No...! I won't accept this!
Purple Heart: Wait!
Oh dear... I tried chasing her but someone shot me down from a far distance and shot me with a Cannon? It was also blue.
Purple Heart: Damian!
Damian: G- Go!
Neptune suddenly revert to her normal state. Oh no...
Neptune: Whoa, what?!
IF: Nep! What are you doing changing form now?!
Neptune: I'm sorry, Iffy. I used up ally juice already. I'm soooo tired...
IF: No time to be tired! Let's go! She's out chance to get info on you!
Somehow I could her from that distance.
Noire: *sigh* Lost to Neptune and my Hard Drive Divinity is off now. Oh, what a day... I can't believe I lost lost to Neptune... Well, it was 4-on-1. So... I bet if it was 1-on-1 I would've...
And Neptune catch a Noire.
Neptune: Gotcha!
Noire: Waaaaaaaah?!
Neptune: Gotta catch em' all!
Really Neptune? Pokemon? I decided not to listen until Neptune.
Neptune: Compa-! Where are you, Compa-! Here, Compa, come here!
..... Well, that's my cue.
Noire: I don't think calling as if calling for a dog will work...
Compa: Did you call, Nep-Nep?
Noire: You're kidding me...!
Neptune: Surprised? I am, after all, the heroine! I have 108 skill styles, y'know?
IF: Stop lying, Nep. We just caught up to you right when you were yelling.
Compa: By the way, did you need anything, Nep-Nep?
Neptune: Yeah, she...um, oh, right. I haven't gotten your name yet. My name is Neptune. He's Damian, She's Compa, and other is Iffy.
IF: IF
Neptune: What's your name?
Noire: ...re.
Neptune: What?
Noire: Noire.
Neptune: Noire? Fancy name. I bet you don't have any friends and stuff.
And so the joke begins... Wut?
Noire: Wha-?! Why, you! Oh, Is that the way you greet someone you meet for the first time?!
Neptune: Oh, lighten up. It's just a joke. I was just trying to be funny here.
???: Noire!
We all look and saw someone running toward our direction. Oh, it's that guy who shot me, I assume.
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(Just give him a shirt or something.)
Noire: G- Geno?!
Neptune: Oh, looks like you have a friend after all. Who is he, your boyfriend?
Noire: Wha- *blushes*
Geez Neptune... Really?
Geno: Noire, who are you they? *in his Monotone voice*
Oh, it's Todoroki-like guy, huh? Monotone voice.
Neptune: My name is Neptune, They're Damian, Compa, and IF. And whoa, Nice sword and huge cannon you have there.
Geno: ...Thanks, Nice to meet you.
IF: Anyway, You need to learn the "when" in being funny, Nep. Compa, will you?
Compa: All righty! Leave it to me!
Neptune: Hey! Iffy! You took my line!
IF: Leave it to you we'll never get things done.
Compa: Here you go! All patched up. I just cleaned the cuts and bandaged them.
Noire: Thank you, this helps a lot. Ah...was that, Compa? Are you... Neptune's friend?
Compa: Yes. We've been best friends since Damian found her speared to the ground!
Noire: Damian?
Compa: Yeah, him.
Damian and Geno: ...
We're having a staring contest, and this is how we waste our time.
IF: Speaking of... Noire, what were you doing in this dangerous place?
Compa: And, all scratched up.
Noire: Something is fishy here...
Damian: (Thank you, IF, you caught up to it)
Noire: Um, well... I'm not sure too, and...
Geno: Noire has amnesia.
Noire: Geno?!
Neptune: You're...a fellow amnesiac?!
Noire: Huh? Oh, oh yes! That's right! I can't remember a single thing and that's how me and Geno met.
IF and Damian: Way to make it sound real...
Compa: Uh-oh... Then how can we get you back home?
Neptune: So that's how your boyfriend found you...
Noire: HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Neptune: But I know how you feel, Noire. It must be harsh without your memory.
IF: Wait, we're believing her...?
Damian: *Sigh*
Neptune: I know! I'll help you! Like, I've been without memory longer than you.
Noire: I guess that helps.
Compa: So, what should we do with Noire? How can we help get her home?
IF: Well... Why not take her to the Basilicom? They should keep her safe in custody.
Noire: What?!
Jackpot..? So, She's Lady Black Heart after all...
Compa: Not over there! Those goons wouldn't know how to handle a girl right!
Neptune: I know! Why not just have tag along with us until her memory returns?
Noire: Wha-?! Tag along?! As in, together?!
Neptune: You don't like it? But, we are memory loss buddies, so let's stay together!
Compa: Yes. It's safer than being at the Basilicom. It's fun with more friends, too!
Noire: Um, ah, it's not like I don't like it, but... Ah, I was just... surprised.
Damian: (Tsundere...)
Neptune: I'll take it you don't mind, then! Again, nice to meet you, Noire!
