A dark chocolate man enters my dreams at night he hugs me and tells me everything will be alright at least that's what I think he means because he actually just agressively breathes I. My ear and dances to dance monkey then runs off to brush his teeth. When I wake up he's at the end of my bed just staring at me and this has never happened before so I scoot upon my bed so I'm in a right angel position. I keep my toothbrush in my room because I remember one time when he was breathing in my ear it was like I could understand what he was saying and he said that he was crusified by Bob saget when he didn't brush his teeth before he gave him a blowjob. That's why he always brushed his teeth so when the dark sexy chocolate man came closer I grabbed to toothbrushes and made them into a crusifix which he then turned into a ninja turtle and ate my small intestine that's why I take so long in the bathroom because a ninja turtle (to be exact Donatello) ate my intestine so that bush could do 911 because I was gonna stop him. That's my story
Goodbye
