Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please.
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Sarcastic Book
HumorSarcasm is a skill that anybody can learn but you gotta be witty too. Vote if you laughed or atleast grinned. Leave a comment if you really enjoyed it. It's just fictional, nothing so special. And I appreciate your votes and comments :) And yeah, do...
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Waiter: Would you like a table?
Me: No I came to the restaurant to eat on the ground, a carpet for 5 please.