The tokoyamiverse

BIRB

requested by sophiethegamer

many unforgettable things happened at U.A school 

or at least with the 1-A students

from fighting the league of villains 

to the most random and weirdest things 

like kiminari dressing up as a Tellytubby 

or kirishma bringing a crocodile back from somewhere saying it was his new pet 

the randomness mainly came from the bakusquad 

so nobody would have ever thought that tokoyami 

the representation of everything edgy and cool 

would be found in a situation like this:

the day had started as normal 

everyone was studying in the main room 

when suddenly there came a tapping noise  

a small blue bird was chirping and tapping continuously on the window

and after 10 minutes of non-stop pecking 

it was starting to annoy everyone 

"ugh, of all days for koda to be gone into the city" sighed kiminari, his book covering his face 

"tokoyami, maybe you could try and make it stop," mina asked, somehow sincerely and jokingly 

"because I have ahead of a bird?" sighed/asked tokoyami annoyedly 

he was already having a bad day, darkshadow keeping him up more than usual 

no coffee is left in the pot 

and he was still stuck on that frustrating F cord 

"please tokoyami ribbit" asui pleaded 

the others also giving him their best puppy dog eyes (some were just creepy)

rolling his eyes he dropped his book, hmphed and walked outside slamming the door

now he couldn't study because of this stupid bird 

the bird took one look at tokoyami and flew straight at him, although keeping  a bit of space between them 

it just kept tweeting but now directed at him

"could you stop and shoo, we are trying to study and-" he tried to say calmly 

but the bird was having none of it 

instead, it became louder and began circling tokoyami's head 

now tokoyami was a calm, level headed person 

but with this going for longer than 10 minutes, and with him being already annoyed and sleep-deprived 

he was reaching his boiling point 

his body was trembling with anger 

and was ready to let this bird have it 

"CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP!" he yelled 

but the bird continued 

tokoyami had finally cracked 

"YOU WANT A CHIRPING WAR I'LL GIVE YOU A CHIRPING WAR" he screamed 

and begun to aggressively "CHIRP" the highest that his voice would let him, flapping his arms like wings and going in circles, mimicking the bird's movements as if he was mocking the bird, his eyes scrunched tight 

that went on for only 2 minutes before the bluebird gave up and flew off, shocked and frightened

hearing no more chirping he opened his eyes 

"YEAH AND DON'T COME BACK" he yelled, breathing rapidly 

when he caught his breath, he stood proud with a small smile upon his beak, he had won 

"uhhh, you ok bro" he heard a voice from behind him 

no, he had not 

he felt all his feathers stand on end 

slowly he turned his body around to face all of 1-A students (besides koda)

some seemed deeply concerned about their feather-headed friend  

others seemed to be trying to stop themselves crying on the floor with laughter 

his face had never felt so hot in his life 

they just sat there in silence before tokoyami began to run off to a hiding spot 

some followed yelling "shouting to come back"

while others stayed to laugh  

he was eventually brought back to the dorms by shoji's arms restraining him into a high hug, him struggling

he had run off into the tree and anyone who tried to come up had a branch/twig thrown at them 

no one ever let him forget it 

 but he had done well 

they never saw that annoying bluebird ever again