Maldita Lines (COMPLETED)

Quotation #3

A best friend is like a four leaf clover, hard to find, lucky to have.

Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning.

It's not important to win, it's important to make the other guy lose.

I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

The road to success is always under construction.

People say you cant live without love, but I think oxygen is more important.

Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter... people the opposite.

I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.