Haikyuu Texts

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Demon senpai they still aren't tall enough to get it Our TALLEST PLAYERS together can't reach this cat so they turn and look at me and Kenma.

Demon senpai I get voted into it by Kenma so I do the normal thing and climb the tree and hand the cat to Lev who if Kuroo was like 2ins taller could have gotten the cat

Demon Senpai and Lev moves to give the cat to Kuroo but drops it

Demon senpai it lands on Kenma.

Demon senpai u guys act like I'm the scary midget but I have never seen Kuroo or Lev run so fast

Demon senpai now we're looking for the dumbasses because they're both lost and lost the other one while running from Kenma and all the THIRD YEAR CAPTAIN WHO IS IN CLASS 5 A COLLEGE PREP CLASS CAN SAY ABOUT WHERE HE IS is coffee shop and so Kai asked which one because there's like 3000 coffee shops in Tokyo

Demon senpai he says the one that smells like heaven on earth and in a brick building.

Demon senpai I WILL BEAT THIS BED HEAD WHEN I FIND HIM

be nice kids what about Lev?

Demon senpai he found us looking for Kuroo

Secret model pain in the ass Kuro is at my house not a coffee shop

Secret model please come get him

Secret model him and Kou are here and I'm about to resort to drinking

Demon senpai WHAT

demon senpai U MEAN TO TELL ME WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM FOR 2 HOURS AT EVERY COFFEE PLACE THINKABLE AND HE'S AT YOUR HOUSE

secret model he said u guys knew where he was

Secret model never mind he's telling me to tell u he's not here

Demon senpai send me ur address and I'll send Kenma to pick him up

Demon senpai or I'll go Kenma went home he told Lev and left him alone

Iwachan so Makki and Mattsun just texted me and said if u get a call from an unknown number ur our foster dad and where just 16

Be nice kids oh?

15 minutes later

Iwachan THOSE FUCKERS

iwachan apperently they were driving at 179 going down the freeway and GOT CAUGHT TPing A MCDONALD'S BC THEYRE FRIES WERE COLD AND ARE SITTING IN A HOLDING CELL WAITING FOR ME TO COME PICK THEM UP

Kita by reading all of the stories told, besides Sugawara ig, and thinking of my teams idiots I've decided one thing

Kita team moms don't get paid enough to deal with our teams

Iwachan tell me abt it

Semi semi fr

Secret model preach

Demon senpai dam right we need a raise

Be nice kids I take back everything I said about loving my team

Semi semi what did they do?

be nice kids TANAKA WAS ASKED TO SAY A SENTENCE WITH HARASSMENT IN IT HE SAYS "MY LAST RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH A GIRL AND HER- ASS- MENT A LOT TO ME ON AN ENGLISH TEST and now has detenition

be nice kids TSUKKISHIMA JUST LOCKED KAGS AND SHO IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET

be nice kids Yamagucci and Yachi are crying over a dogs purpose instead of practice

be nice kids Noya is still walking around in a boa with Natsu

Be nice kids every other 2nd year isn't here bc they knew this would happen bc Daichi is sick and the coaches aren't here idk why

Be nice kids Kyoka is now playing with Noya and Natsu

Be nice kids Asahi scared Natsu and made her cry now he's crying in a corner

Be nice kids and there's a banner hanging from the wall that says "we're dumb as fuck but at least we have looks and are athletic"

Moniwa at least me and secret model have a calm team

Secret model just u I only have 1 problem child tho but everyone else just sort of causes his mood swings/ problematic ideas during practice

Secret model one time it was me Komi Bokuto and Konaha had got separated from the rest of the team at the amusement park and we went in the Wacky Factory which is a haunted house but it's not a haunted house

Secret Model and Bokuto and Komi got so scared that Konaha and I had bruises and claw marks on our sides.

Secret model and then we all fall out of the cart because the two chickens jumped at something and we got lost right because u couldn't really see anything and the worker person out front took our bags bc it has water fall on u somewhere in it

Secret model well Komi decides that it's not that scary and he was just over dramatic because of Bokuto. So Bokuto goes into emo mode and says imma big kid I ain't scared. Then Konaha claps from behind him and he almost goes thru the roof.

Secret model we walk around for like thirty minutes until we find the door and the clown above the door laughs and Bo will not go thru this door. I would like to point out it was his idea to go on this ride.

Moniwa I have never been so glad to have normal teammates/underclassmen