show: the unbreakable kimmy schmidt
character: bubbly teen / young woman
setting: the voorhees kitchen
scene type: humourous, inspiring
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KIMMY: Mrs. Voor – Jacqueline, I need to tell you something. I'm a mole woman. No, listen to me! My name is not Kimmy Smith! I'm Kimmy Schmidt from Indiana. As in, the Indiana Mole Women? I was kept in a bunker for fifteen years by an insane preacher. I thought the world had ended. I thought I would die there. But I survived. Because that's what women do. We eat a bag of dirt, pass it in a kiddie pool and move on. That's not a metaphor. We needed the iron. I came to New York with nothing, but I found Titus, and Lillian, and you. I got a room and job and a temporary tattoo that says "you're grape!" And tonight I'm going to dinner with a guy who wears hats with brims that go all the way around. I do understand the world, Mrs. Voorhees. It's tough. But so are we.
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my favorite monologues
Randomjust a bunch of monologues from my personal favorite tv shows and movies. :) i'm looking these up for an acting assignment in theatre class so feel free to use these for fun or class or whatever your little heart desires.
