Transformer

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Person 1: wow, you were so drunk last night.

Person 2: what? No.

Person 1: you saw my green toaster at the party at my house last night, and said it was a transformer. Then to make it transform, you put it in a life threatening situation, by throwing it of the balcony.

Person 2: I.... I did what?

Person 1: you owe me a new toaster now, bro.

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