Not gonna bother with this. Most of y'all don't read this and if you are, hey! What's good?
So I'm from south and I heard all female Irkens have an accent, like idk where but I found it on one of those Invader Zim Facts things. So to make it easy on...
If y'all r interested, I got a Meta Knight story running! It's got about 6 chapters so far I'm trying to post as often as possible. If any of y'all are here because of there then Hey! Ur the freaking best. Thou (Y/n) shall foresee your wellbeing. Idk man.
Koro Sensei rant time:
Oh gosh I'm almost finished with Assassination Classroom (I love how people call it AssClass) and I'm getting a headache. And if u like the show, spoilers.
I mean, don't get me wrong I expected a love story for Koro Sensei, but it was a tiiiiny bit disappointing. What I mean is I expected more and I can see a little holes in the story. The girl is nice and I can see why someone would like her. Koro Sensei and the Reaper are just so different for it to feel right. And getting that amount of motivation from this backstory just seems unreasonable. If yall know what I'm talking about am I right or am I right? What I would've LOOVED is for Koro Sensei to be like a highlighter blonde guy who had some murderous past thing and he was like, rehabilitated. He wanted kids but couldn't get any because of his past. Then he meets a girl who accepts him for who he is, buuut then she gets hit by a car in front of him or something (so he'd be like "oh gosh he wasn't speed enough and I could've saved her I wanna be fast" kinda thing) Then in despair he kills someone is rage, then he's taken back to prison and tested on. It would give a reason to why he likes the kids. The Reaper thing just doesn't fit. Also his eyebrows a wonky. Not hating. But they look wonky. Anyways I'm rambling. None of my friends like this show and I've been meaning to get that out for a while. XD
After the incident with Dib, and Bitters moved me next to Zim. Great. I had realized Zim was kind of an idiot. Or at least pretended to be. I think he's been cooped up in this strange place with no Irken-interaction for far too long. I'm starting to feel lonely myself and it hasn't even been a whole day. Zim wouldn't talk to me- unlucky for myself, the complete opposite happened with Dib. All he wanted to do was talk to me, trying to compromise on this "Dissection" thing. Like I was going to let some freak tear my organs open as I watch? No thanks. The bell rang and kids screamed, some threw themselves out of windows- can't blame them- quickest way out of this hell hole. I followed the crowd out the room and outside. They all had a vehicle to get into. I hadn't anywhere to go! I should look around this planet more- maybe the have a Taxi off here?
I took Romily out of my Pak and let him walk next to me. I walked for a good half hour, going nowhere when I heard footsteps behind me. Not wanting to turn around, I walked a little faster. My spine began to tingle. "Hey! Alien!" Dib called behind me. Oh sh- "Come on- you'll be famous if you come with me!" He reached out his hand. "I'll have you know I already am! And the answer is NO!" I turned to him, stomping my foot. I saw Romily disappeared it's the bushes. "Romily!! Wait! Hey!" I turned away from Dib WHACK He hit me on the head. "Dib! What the hell!?" I turned back, blood once again dripping down my face. He had a needle in his hand. "Dib! Wait wait hey! Let's calm down-" he plunged the needle into my neck (ew). I fell on the ground and passed out.
Zims POV o0o0o0o~:
Walking out of Skool. I started thinking about that (y/n) Worm I saw. She knew about My Tallest. She wanted to go to my home? And she wanted to speak with the Tallest. How'd she know? Even the Dib Stink didn't know much about them. I hate this planet. I retreated back to my base. Passing Gir, I went down into the Lab to report to My Tallest. I sat down, brushed off my uniform and straitened my antenna. My Tallest better have an explanation why Tak 2.0 was roaming around MY planet. "My Tallest! All is- My Tallest?" I paused. They looked pale, sick- almost. "Yeah huh? Were are fine, continue Zim." Tallest Purple said. Papers were scattered around the room, Irkens rushed around, holding various paperwork. "Um. All is going fine. The mission continues. But I have to ask-" I saw a missing poster with a famous Irken I admired. She had an amazing voice, (Y/n) (l/n). Not to mention how pretty she was! "My Tallest forgive me for asking but why is (Y/n) (l/n)s face on a missing poster?" I pointed to it. "Uh- yeah there was an accident at the New Years Spectacular and nobody's seen her since." Tallest Red picked up the poster. "Well that's interesting, anywho the mission proceeds as planned!" I continued. (A hole ik.)
Once I finished the report I heard an alarm go off. It must be Dib at the door doing something stupid. I put my disguise back on and rushed up to ground level. Gir had opened the door and whatever it was, was on Gir, licking his face. "What is this??" I rushed over to it. It was that (Y/n) worms filthy Squirrel named Ramen or something. "Why is this here?" I pushed it off Gir. It ran up to a bag Gir had brought it. It took out an ink pad and a napkin. It started typing the Irken Alphabet! "What is this! What is this Squirrel doing!" I was astonished, the Squirrels on Earth where dim and had a care for only Nuts! Once it finished it put its paw on (insert first letter of thou name then second and so on). "(Y/n) with Dib. Help." I read out the Squirrels words. "Wowie that's a smart squirrel!" I picked it up. "I think I'll keep it." I pet it's tiny head. I felt something around it's neck. It was a collar! It said "Romily of (Y/n) (l/n)." Wait a second. Wasn't the famous (Y/n) (l/n) missing? Didn't she have a pet named Romily? Hmmm... I started to connect the dots. "GIR! THE (Y/n) WORM IIIIS THE MISSING (Y/n) (l/n)!!!" I shouted. Romily sighed and nodded. "I am a genius Romily." I picked up my beloved (Y/n)s companion. It gave me a blank stare. "I agree. I should find her!" I put my disguise on. "Ima surprised I hadn't figured it out earlier! Of course an Irken as smart and knowing as the ever so lovely (Y/n) (l/n) would be able to see right through my disguise." Yeah, she had an amazing voice! And come on, every Irken loved her. I'd be surprised if the Tallest didn't. "I wonder why she's here though. Anyways Gir did you know, before I was given my rightful place as an Invader, I "worked" on the planet Food Courtia. Horrible place." I talked as the three of us walked down the sidewalk. "She and a friend of hers where eating where I was stationed. Someone had an absolutely brilliant idea of starting Karaoke! Man can she sing! After that day she was asked to hold a performance at one of Tallests parties! If only I had gone." I felt Romily look back at me. "Gir you've been surprisingly quiet. Have you finally realized how unreasonably annoying you are?" I asked. He didn't respond. "Gir you will answer me!" I shouted at him. He was dancing! Dancing while his master demanded something of him! He had earbuds in! I started kicking and shouting at the useless can. Romily jumped up and kicked me on the cheek, leaving a little paw print on my face. I spun round, preparing to strangle the flea bag. Romily was chirping, jumping up and down. His bushy tail was brushing over a wrist band that lay on the floor. "Hey! The disgusting Tak had one of these!" I picked it up. It was a bracelet that allowed the user to change their appearance, almost like a hologram. I pushed a few buttons and Romily started to loose his shape. His body blurred and flickered until a fluffy white tail could be made out. His tiny ears glitched to large floppy ones and he gained a couple pounds, fat or fur, I had no idea. "Hey! Look at you! You know I used to have one of these!" (The animals are like the Dog of Irkens ima call it ummm (species/name) (s/n)) "Aren't you cute!" I pet Romilys head. He chirped and wriggled our of my hands. "Hey! Zim! What do you think you're doing?" I heard the smug, squeaky, annnnnnoying voice of Dib. I turned to face him. "Whats this? A rescue party? You'll never find her!" Dib laughed. I guess he felt power doing his little speech so I thought I'd let him continue. Maybe he'd slip up and let something spill. Romily growled and lunged for Dib, he snarled and thrashed his tiny little claws. Dib shrieked and whipped out a little black box. He pushed a button and electricity shot out, causing the (s/n) to fall limp in Dibs hand. "I'll just take this little guy! See ya later Zim!" He put Romily in his pocket and bolted. I ran after him.
Biggen oofed. Yeah it's late. No excuse.
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