Hey guys! Me here! (Duh who else?) And I just wanted to say, wow you're bored. BUT SO AM I!!!!
(So am I, so am I so am I-I-I-I-I)
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I take the bus everyday, and usually have a tendency to sleep on the bus, which is usually pretty normal right? One day, I'm minding my business when I get woken up because I've been leaning on someone. Okay, i'll stop, since I can't really control that I go: Hey, I'll be nice and just not sleep!
And then there's this boy, we'll call him Carl, since it sounds like Karen. (he was sort of like a bully to me, but no offense to anyone named Carl whatsoever. I've met a few, and they're nice. Usually.) and he goes:
"Haha her friend had to wake you up so you could stop leaning on her."
I resist the urge to say:"Actually, I can't really control what I do when i'm asleep so you can do me a favor. Shut the fuck up, turn around, and mind your goddamned business."
But I don't. I say something completely different. He goes again, I go again, he goes, I go, he goes, I go. Then he goes back to the topic of my sleeping position, and I pretend to listen when I really am just thinking
"Wow, my friends are probably going to laugh harder at him than he's laughing at me."
(Made more sense in my mind)I think.
He continues to prattle on until we get to that girl's school. She then asks me if I can let her go out.
"Sure!" I say, I don't really think much about it. THEN CARL COMES IN.
"Haha, she didn't want to sit next to you."
(Internal self = this text)Actually I think she either didn't want to sit near you or had friends she wanted to talk to.
"Ok, and?"
He starts blabbing again.They get off the bus and I sit near my bus friend Karen. She's not a Reddit Karen, and she's actually pretty nice. I tell her what just transpired and she laughs.
I still think he's a bitch. Karma, please kick his ass one day.
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