Life's An Asshole And So Are You

genshin impact 1.4 update go brrr

haha 

my computer really sucks

and um genshin keeps on overheating my computer

so i'm getting a new one

but my mom keeps on threatening to not buy the computer because she's dumb and already promised me a computer because i got 100 on a math test (take that you fools) and she already promised me something if i got a 100 on my semester 2 exam for flvs so like wtf mom

but ANYWAYS- i literally have almost all the four star characters except for sucrose, ningguang, beidou, razor, and diona =-= 

it's sad how i have so many four stars and not a single five star

AND THE TRAVELER DOESN'T COUNT IN MY BOOK

THEY'RE NOT EVEN IN THE CHARACTER ARCHIVE

but yeah 

literally bennett supremacy :> 

he has all my gladiator artifacts and i haven't decided who to give the lil bard feather thingies to 

not sure if they're even good 

but i've been saving primos so venti can come home

childe

he can wait, i don't want another hydro character right now 

even though he'd be a good archer and a good character in general imagine all the damage i can do with a bennett, a fischl, and a venti burst like OH MY GOD

THE DAMAGE 

also i'm like the only one not simping over tartaglia/zhongli/diluc/kaeya/venti/xiao and watching all my friends simp over other male characters SENDS ME

like bruh imagine simping for a 2d bitch 

and imagine being in that kfc line wondering wtf genshin impact is when a cosplayer comes in and practically buys the whole store XD 

but yea

genshin impact rant?????? maybe. maybe. someday.

also i know i haven't updated any stories 

but my mind y'know? it just moves so fast 

like faster than keqing fast 

like faster than electro cicin mage fast like 

my mind is coming up with new stories as i'm typing out a new chapter for an old story and it's so sad like

PLS JUST SLOW DOWN