The thing about driving the TARDIS is that Nine acts like he's playing a guitar, all putting his hands in certain places at certain times and hoping the result is good.
Then Ten acts like he's trying to keep his wife happy, all stroking and running and patting, and hoping she doesn't get pissed and take him somewhere awful.
Then there's Eleven and he's just like THIS IS SUCH A FUN GAME, I AM THE BEST AT THIS GAME, HOW MANY POINTS CAN I GET THIS TIME, SEXY?
But then there's River, that one kid at the arcade who knows the machine better than you and proves it every time she walks in the door and you can't help but be envious, but sneak peeks at how she does it while pretending you're still better. Spoiler alert: she's better. :)
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