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Wishful

Title: Wishful

Author: MerKat
Fandom: BTVS/ Charmed
Summary: Xander is temporally turned into a girl by Willow. Before he turns back into himself he meets Chris Halliwell. The Chris from the future and Xander have sex. Now an very male Xander is pregnant with a child from a man that's not even born yet. This idea is from a challenge I read but couldn't find again. Don't remember who gave the challenge but I thought it was a great idea.
Archive: Slash. Male on Male. Maybe some het too! Mpreg!
Rating: PG-13 . . . NC17 Just to give myself room from much later chapters.
Disclaimer: I own nothing except the craziness that spews out of my head. All characters belong to their respective owners. That means I own nothing and have zero money. . .
Author notes & Warnings: M/M fanfic. No Beta. Be afraid. My mood affects my writing.

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Xander glared.

Hard.

He glared with all the power and strength he could put into his eyes, he glared with anger so grim it made the slayer and the red witch nervous as all hell. He glared death at them hoping any minute that they would turn to stone and he could wash his hands of them! 'They're useless! What did I do to the universe to get stuck with them?' Xander thought as 'he' tried to stare a hole into the back of Willow's head. He was on his period and it was all Willow's fault! 'I'm a guy and should NEVER know what it feels like to have a period!! I . . . or should I be thinking of myself as a she? Technically I'm a she?' Xander shook his head as he looked down at his radically different body. At the slender hairless swimmers legs, C cup breasts, and long wavy brown hair, at the delicate pale hands that replaced his brown callus covered construction hands. Xander shook his head just because his cock was magicked away doesn't mean he's not a boy and just because he has girl bits now doesn't make him a girl! Does it? Then a horrible thought crossed Xander's hormonal mind, 'I'm an it?! An it, a sexually confused creature in human flesh?!' Xander hissed through his/her teeth, he was now a fucking sexually confused IT, and there would have to be an army of psychiatrists to straighten his/her mind out! Xander glared at the girls and Giles again. 'I'll make them pay for my sessions!'

"Is the spell ready yet?" Xander growled.

Willow, Tara, and Buffy winced, not used to such a hostile Xander. Not used to it at all! For the past two days Xander had been in super umber bitch mode, and if anyone snapped back at hi . . .err her she would get teary eyed and her lip would wobble. It was like kicking a puppy. Yesterday Giles had yelled at Xander for having a fit because someone ate the last chocolate donut, instead of yelling like a hellcat Xander had started crying. Giles had felt so bad he went out and bought the pretty brunette a box full of the best chocolate donuts he could find.

"Almost." Willow eeped.

"Good." Xander grumbled as she slumped into her chair, legs spread and black skirt tightly bunched around her thighs. She knew she was sitting very un-lady like and knew her underwear was showing but didn't care. She would be a guy soon anyway. Turning away from the girls setting up the spell on the floor, Xander stared hatefully at the book Willow had used to turn him into a girl. It's pretty gold trim and blood red cover could not hide how evil it was. Xander wanted to burn it.

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One week earlier
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Entering the Magic Box like usual Xander set the sugary goodness down on the table for the others to find. He had a lot to do tonight and so little time to do it. He had his construction job to get back to; he just made head foremen and wanted to do a good job and to do a good job he needed to be on time for the first day at least! Looking around the empty Magic Box Xander wondered where his girls were off to?