Alastor: Wear a different perfume when you commit murder, amateurs.
Alastor: Also wear shoes that aren't your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything
Husk: What the hell is this? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??
Alastor: Helping others is always nice. Also if you know someone you can't stand leave some of thier hair at the crime scene