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THE RISE OF SKYWALKER IS THE WORST STAR WARS MOVIE EVER
Spoilers ahead. This is a rant. I repeat, this is a rant. There's going to be a lot of caps lock and swearing that I will censor out. Hopefully. 😏
Whyyyyyyyy
WHYYYYYYYY
WHY DID THEY HAVE TO KILL OFF THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SEQUELS
WHYYYYYYYY
I will show you a representation of the scene when Ben resurrects Rey:
J.J. Abrams: *dangles coin that is supposed to represent Reylo*
Reylo shippers: OMG YASSSSS
J.J. Abrams: *yanks coin away* sike!!!
Reylo shippers: *prepares to murder him*
J.J. Abrams: siht
Yeah that's an accurate description of me.
If you make them kiss, then keep them both alive. Because everybody will hate you if you do kill the character off.
J.J. Abrams really fcuked up.
I found out yesterday that my sister shipped Reylo too... and then we had to explain the whole 'ship' thing to our parents.
BUT ANYWAY, WE WANT MORE
BLARGFH
The Mandalorian cheered me up though
On to the parts that are not the end.
Wtf why did Leia get Jedi training???
That part just confused me. But I guess it kinda makes sense for Leia to be the Jedi to replace Luke if he died.
Idk if that sentence made any sense.
But Anakin was the Chosen One.
Aaaaaand he failed apparently.
Why did they introduce Palpatine again?
He was supposed to be dead.
They could have replaced Palpatine with a different older Sith like Darth Maul or something (because he didn't really die, at least that's what I think), but NOOOOOOOOOOO. They had to use Palpatine.
Blerf.
I have a lot more to rant about. I'm gonna save my burnt tongue.
I feel like sitting on the couch with a blanket, a sweatshirt, sweatpants, and hot chocolate and moping for the the rest of my life.
I really prefer the Mandalorian. Baby Yoda is so cutee
