A Heroes Guide On How Not To Adventure

29th Febuary

The sounds of clashing steel filled my head as me and my comrades faced off a guild that had wronged us. They had already killed of a bunch of smaller guilds under our name, and we were here to pay them back in full. They had brought on the wrath of the 'Church of the Peeko.' 'Bring them hell!' I yelled as I brought my sword down on the opposing warrior. He deflected the blow with the flat of his left blade and used his right one to stab at me. In one motion I punched him in the chest with my shield, knocking him down to the ground

 'Take your time Narg, these guys are no match for us, [Death Call].' Our priest, in his hooded robe was one of the most temperamental people I have ever known. Black tentacles rose up from beneath the fallen warrior, and slowly sucked him into the ground. I had no choice but to turn a blind eye to his anguished cries as he made his way to the underworld.         

      'Yeah like I have time for that. Oi, Rain cover me! [Assault].' I charged at the next foe, an assassin who was prepping his weapons with poisons, a fatal mistake. Just as I was about to get within slashing range, he smiled sweetly. 'Crap! It's a trap'             

 Leaping back, he threw a bunch of daggers at me, most of which pierced my armor. As soon as my foot touched where he had been, an explosion sent me flying into one of the pillars that surrounded the battle field. The assassin did not have much time to savor his successful attack before he became nothing but a block of ice.

'Arch, get him healed immediately.' Rain was the leader of our party and was our main mage. Blasting the next foe with [Blizzard], she managed to keep the them stuck in place while Arch made his way to me. The assassin that had struck me soon found himself in the inescapable jaws of a large lion, as our hunter made his move.   

'Let's go Bambi,' cheered Arch, praising the lion as he ran towards me. Reaching me, he began his spell. Green light crackled over his palms as he healed me of my injuries As, the tank I had the duty of fending off most off the attacks and if I was out of action there was a high chance the rest might evaporate. So, it was his job to keep me up. That blow had knocked a lot out of me, and I was on my last legs. 'Idiot, do you want to get killed?' 

'Just heal me you hack, I need to move fast before they unfreeze.' The clock was ticking, and the spell wouldn't keep them in one place for long. 

'Fine, the next time don't come crying to me when you need healing.' 'I'll just get Rain to make me some potions. ' 

'[Hunter Fest].' Our hunter was going full force, it seemed like time was non-existent for him as he pierced one of the opposing hunters with over a hundred arrows, leaving his quiver empty. Drawing his two scimitars he made his way through the rest, slashing left and right leaving trails of blood suspended in the air. His pet was right beside him, the lion known as Bambi tore into the necks of the opposing guilds members. 

I was feeling really hyped as I saw how my friend was holding his own, till I saw something that made my blood run cold. 'Look out!' A warrior had snuck up behind Rain and was about to cleave her in half. 

Turning around, Rain raised her hand in defense against the warrior, her eyes flashed blue and the warrior was immediately encased in ice. Breathing hard, she turned once more to the battle and began her next spell, [Frost Storm]. Hundreds of spears of ice rained upon the frozen men and women who faced us, each piercing their armor a cloth and leaving them face down upon the ground in death.