Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Substitute

Gunk was horrified by the sight of the murderous beast before them. What is a beast like that doing in a normal family's household? It looks angry and hungry. They cut Mary short of her speech.

"Oh that's wonderful I think I'm going to leave this house now goodbye!"

And with that they were gone.

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The next day was more or less the same as the day before. Hell. Pure and unrivaled hell.

Mrs. Bitters was once again absent. Therefore professor Gunk was once again the teacher. And once again they gave Roz an unbearable packet to work on.

Roz rose her disgusting claw and atte.pted to get the teachers attention, but to no avail. She tried verbal ques.

"Professor?"

No awnser.

"Professor!"

Nothing.

"PROFESSOR!"

Mary covered her ears and shouted back at her.

"Jeez! Stop Screaming!"

"I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!"

Gunk screamed. "EXUSE ME!"

They strolled over to the green girl with a fake smile plastered on their scarred skin. It's the smile someone has when your in trouble and you know their going to punish you in the harshest way possible for whatever awnser you give. Roz didn't know social cues though, so she thought that she finally got the teachers attention.

"Is there a problem here?"

"Yes professor. I need to use the restroom-"

The professor snatched Roz by the collar and smashed her into a wall. The ringing in her hidden antennae was so loud it drowned everything else.

"Why are you screaming at students in the middle of class?"

"I-I-I-"

"That's not how your supposed to act is it?"

"Let-let me go-"

Gunk pelted Roz into the floor like an anime character and cracked her pak.

"You will stay in this classroom until the end of the day! Any objections?"

"N...no sir..."

"Good." Gunk kicked Roz, making her "ouch" in pain. The teacher then reached into Roz's pak and stole a sour monkeys candy snack bag from it.

"He-hey! Thats-OW!"

Gunk kicked them again. "You stole things from me. I think it's a fair trade don't you?"

"But...but I didnt-OW!"

"It's sad how your pitifully defective self tries so hard. BRAT!"

And with that last scream, Gunk walked back to her desk and opened a the snack she didn't pay for.

Mary sat at her desk with the biggest grin on her face. She giggled at Roz's absolutely depressing display.

Class ended about an hour later, and Roz left the building with many scars and botches.

Mary stayed behind with the professor, who didn't really want to talk to her.

"You know sir, that was really cool what you did to Roz today." She tried to sound as sly as she could, putting emphasis on the "really," making it super long.

"Hmn."

"It just. She's so annoying. She thinks she can get away with anything and everything. She's such a snot!"

"That's something everyone can agree on. Now leave-"

"I just HATE how that stupid alien gets away with everything! It's awesome that you put her in her place though."

Gunk was suprissed. "Wait! What did you say?"

"Oh Roz? She's an alien. She comes from this planet really far away called "Irk." I don't know how everyone else can ignore it. She's green! And she has no ears. She's got round teeth. Three fingers on each hand. Calls humans dehumanizing insults. And she has that weird metal backpack that's attached to her body!"

Gunk looked at Mary in surprise. Then in thought, then in remembrance, then in determination.

"You noticed that too?" They said.

"You too? Finally I'm not the only one!"

"She's menacing isn't she?"

"Well not really. But she did try to kill my Dad and she's trying to take over the world!"

Gunk leanned in close. "Between you and me I don't like her either. I hate her just as much as you do. If not MORE. Say, you're the membrane kid aren't you?"

"Yep, that's me. Mary membrane! Self proclamed cryptd extrodinare!" Mary struck a pose. Which unimpressed the substitute far less then who she was related to.

"Mhm. Well if you ever want to find me and want to work together on taking that girl down, meet me at that park with the merderous furr beasts."

"You mean Dogs?"

"Yes those."

Mary jumped up and down. Her eyes sparkled.

"An adult who believes and wants to help me! Taking down Roz is gonna be easier than I thought. Dad's gonna be so proud of me!"

And with that, Mary left the room in spazzing glee. The door slamming behind her.

Gunk looked at one of their metal hand as their face started to pixelate.

"Yes it will be little human. Yes it will be."

When Gunk's facade ceased to be, their shredded smile spread from antenna to antenna on their green Irken skin. They laughed vilanously quiet to themself as the sun set over the musty, sewage scented school.