Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

Substitute

"Now your teacher gave me papers to give to you but I have papers of my own."

The professor smashed Mrs. Bitters's desk in two with a stack full of comic books. Each one was thrown at a student, breaking their neck and skull. Except for Roz, who received a 28 page math packet with high school level problems of slope.

"Um...teacher? I did not receive a colorful reading book-"

"YOU DO THAT PACKET BY THE END OF THE DAY AND IF YOU DON'T YOU WILL RECIEVE TWO BROKEN LEGS AND A SPINE SNAP!"

Gunk returned to their "joyful" state.

"Ok?"

"O-ok..."

Roz remained stunned and shook. She started on the packet and couldn't get past question one part A before the bell rang. She attempted to leave but was stopped by the teacher.

"The bell doesn't dismiss you...I DO! NOW SIT DOWN!"

Roz obeyed without further intrusion

"You will take this time to finish the questions. Is this clear." She spoke in a sinister tone. Like an evil emporrer.

"Y-yes miss."

"Good. Very good."

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It is the evening. Squirmed with rabies are roaming the night at the Membrane residence. Mary had gotten home an our ago and was boasting to her dad about how Roz was put in her place by the substitute teacher. And how the alien had to endure a major test while everyone just sat and did whatever. Dib was trying his best to contain a smile.

All of a sudden, the door bell rang, causing Snarly to perk their head up and hiss at the window.

Naturally, Dib arose from the dining room seat and opened the door to great none other than professor Gunk.

"Is this the Membrane residence?" No hello or anything. Just a question and an almost to big smile. But that was due to the gigantic scar that only widened their face.

"It's one of them." Dib let out a laugh and welcomed Gunk into his home.

"You must be the substitute teacher Mary was talking about today?"

"Oh...who?"

"Mary. My daughter. She was in your class today."

"Oh yes. The one with the abnormally large head." Gunk retained their happy look and took a personal tour of the house. Dib made an annoyed expression at the ever so present comment the teacher made.

"Yes that's the one um. So what made you want to stop by?"

"Well I was just passing through. And I saw that your family, ever so powerful and could change the world with the press of a button, was here and I decided to drop by. I'm inspired by that type of thing you know." The teacher picked up a pen and put it into a flower vase, to which the flowers promptly died due to ink poisoning. "All this tech and stuff could really make this world a whole different place..."

"Well that's kind of our moto at Membrane labs. The whole 'making the world a better place part."

Gunk was unamused and pretended to listen. "Mhm yes. You see I wanted to ask a favor of you-HOLY MOTHER OF BRAINS!"

Snarly slapped from behind a lamp that Gunk stood in front of and went right for their arms and eye. Mary slapped after the pet.

"Oh hi professor. Sorry about Snarly here. They only like one kind of metal. Crazy right? I thought it was funny what you did to Roz today. She really deserves it you know. She's actually an alien-