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If you bite it and you die; it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die; it’s venomous. 

Charlie: But what if it bites me and dies?

Husker: That means you’re poisonous, Lucifer’s sake, Charlie learn to read.

Charlie: What if it bites itself and I die?

Alastor: It’s voodoo.

Charlie: What if it bites me and someone else dies?

Vaggie: That’s correlation not causation.

Charlie: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?

Angel: That’s kinky.

Vaggie 110% done: Fuck’s sake

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