Operator: 911 what's your emergency?
Octane: Hey man, yeah, see I'm here cooking something and I was wondering much trouble you could get in for meth.
Operator: And you called the police to ask how illegal meth is?
Octane: Yea I was figuring if anyone knew it would you guys
Operator: [insert typing] ...is this Octavio Silva?
Octane: No um.....Octavio isn't here right now. Can I take a message, Uh.
Operator: The police are on their way Octavio
Octane: Aw shit, nuts, I mean yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here just cooking some meth, aw double nuts I said it again
Operator: See you soon Octavio
Octane: Alright see ya in a bit.
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HumorI saw people doing this, I felt inspired, so I am doing one of my own Basically what this is is something to just make you laugh as I put the apex characters in random shit, I might draw one out, I might not, you never know. Anyway I hope you enjoy...
