Making Bangalore Laugh

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Lifeline with a fake skeleton: I have a joke for you!

Bangalore: What?

Lifeline: What is a skeleton's favorite snack

Bangalore: I don't know

Lifeline: Go on guess

Bangalore:...Death

Lifeline: No, go on guess!

Bangalore laughing a bit: I don't know

Lifeline: Cmon guess!

Bangalore: Haha

Lifeline: Why are you laughing, I haven't told the punch line yet!

Bangalore be wheezing now

Lifeline: What is a skeleton's favorite snack?!

Bangalore still be laughing

Lifeline: GUESS! G U E S S !

Bangalore still be laughing

Lifeline: FUCK! G U E S S ! GUESS GOD DAMN YOU!

Bangalore be now practically on the ground laughing

Lifeline: WHY WONT YOU ANSWER ME, WHAT IS MY FAVORITE SNACK?!?!

Bangalore: Bones?

Lifeline: N O, WHAT IS IT?! WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN?!

Bangalore just be dying

Lifeline: R I B S, SPARE R I B S! F UC K

[insert both of them laughing]


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