WELL HOWDY DOODY, I'M A FUCKING CUNT ARSE "NEWS" TV PRESENTER! TODAY, I'M GOING TO BE FOCUSING ON SOME WARS!
SO, MR MAN I ASKED ON HERE TO INTERVIEW, HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING?!?
Well- I'm f-
BRILLIANT! MOVING ON! *THROWS STACKS OF PAPER BY ACCIDENTALLY SHUFFLING TOO MUCH*
YOU CAME ON HERE TO TALK ABOUT THIS WAR, I THINK THIS WAR IS GOOD BECAUSE I HAVE NO JUSTIFIABLE REASON TOO BUT OH LOOK A GUN! THIS IS SO NECESSARY! ANYWAY, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
Well, I'm afraid I disagree with you, because-
NO! YOU'RE WRONG! BLA BLA BLA GUNS BLA BLA BLA ROCKETS BLA BLA BLA BAD STUFF BLA BLA BLA THEY WILL KILL YOUR KIDS WITH A DYING RACOON AND GAY MARRIAGE!!!!! BLA BLA BLA IF WE DON'T FIGHT THIS WAR THE COUNTRY WILL GET CANCER AND THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN OUR HOUSES AND THE REST OF OUR ENTIRE COUNTRY WILL HAVE TO LIVE IN ONE SMALL BATHROOM WITH A DUCKLING.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
What?!
IT'S A SIMPLE YES OR NO QUESTION! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?
I- I have no idea.
WRONG! THE ANSWER WAS ANYTHING THAT WOULD EXHASIBATE CONFLICT!
GOOD BYE *SHUFFLES MORE PAPER FRANTICALLY AS A POP SONG FADES AWAY WITH THE IMAGE*
