Wade has created a chat.
Wade has renamed the chat: HO HO HOE ;)
Wade has added, Y/N, Tony, Peter, Natasha, Bruce, Clint, Thor, Steve, Bucky, Sam, Wanda.
Wade: Ahem hem hem hem!
Wade: Get your glasses of warm milk ready!
Wade: You're about the hear the best Christmas story of your entire lives!
Y/N: Wade, wtf?
Tony: Y/N, what is your friend doing?
Y/N: Trust me, if I knew, I would tell you.
Peter: But what if I don't have a glass of warm milk?
Thor: Nor I.
Thor: What type of milk?
Y/N: Rabbit, obviously.
Thor: Rabbits milk?!
Y/N: NO!
Y/N: Not, 'Rocket' Rabbit! A normal rabbit. Y'know what? Nvm.
Thor: Goat milk?
Thor: No, I ran out of that.
Thor: Horse milk?!
Thor: Will horse milk suffice?
Y/N: That's not milk.
Tony: Got milk? ;)
Natasha: You two are disgusting.
Steve: Thank you, Natasha.
Natasha: But not as disgusting as Thor. He's drinking horse semen.
Steve: And to think I had faith in you.
Natasha: Well you were wrong, bitch!
Steve: And, Thor? Please do not drink the horse milk.
Steve: I don't even wanna know where you got that from.
Thor: Okay, Sir Steve :(
Wade: 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house.
Y/N: Oh, I see now...
Y/N: This should be fun.
Clint: Fun as in fun, or fun.
Y/N: Yes.
Clint: Fantastic.
Wade: Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Bruce: Only Tony, bc he doesn't sleep.
Tony: Wow!
Tony: Thanks, Science-Bro.
Wade: The stockings were hung by the chimney with care.
Wade: In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Wade has forcefully added Fury to the chat.
Fury: Tf is this shit?
Wade has changed Fury's name to: Old St. Nick
Y/N: Pha!
Old St. Nick: MOTHERFUCKER!
Natasha: OMG!
Tony: Santa Nick!
Old St. Nick: SANTA WHO NOW?
Y/N: There's just something about seeing Santa Claus swearing, that is so magical...
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