Keyboard-Kun

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On an average day in the office, I sat down at my cubicle next to Brad and put my head on the desk covered in all the presents he had given to me. It wasn't that I didn't feel love for Brad, I just was with him for convenience more than for passion. Of course, I only felt this pure, unadulterated passion for my one and only. 

I was making big uwu time with Brad when I noticed the keyboard in the corner of my eye- he was beautiful. He was brilliant. He was everything I ever wanted and more. "He" doesn't refer to Brad, of course, but keyboard-kun. "Keyboard-Kun!" I moaned out of nowhere. Brad's facial expression suddenly changed as he yelled, "Keyboard-kun? Who the hell is that?" My face turned red, and I felt hot all over, "Uhh- well... I... uhh...." Damn it! 

Brad had found out, and my only option was to lie or tell the truth. "Well Brad, to be truthful, I am attracted to my keyboard..." my heart was racing. I didn't know what would come of the situation. Brad sighed, "Well, you know, I've seen all the materials you keep on your computer. Maybe don't name your folder 'Hot Keyboard Photos..." It was a relief, but it wasn't closure. At least Brad loved who I was. Maybe I am the Supreme Waifu after all. For a fleeting moment I lived that dream, until, Brad confessed: "I'm in love with 2D anime girls. I am only fully attracted to anime girls. Maybe you're the exception, 'cause I've been with I for three years..." I didn't really care. After all, we both had attractions towards inanimate objects of some kind. My only devotion in life was Keyboard-Kun, and Brad had yet to understand our full commitment... for now, at least.

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