Okay so this isn't a crackhead moment but it kind of is, so i found a mug cookie recipe on like Instagram and i think it was originally on tumblr but i need to share it.
Melt 1 tble spoon of butter in microwave, maybe like 20 seconds
then add 2 tble spoons of sugar, one cane sugar and one brown sugar if you have it, if not regular sugar is fine
crack an egg and over the sink, jiggle the yolks back and forth between the egg shells then put it in your mug
add a pinch of salt to mixture, then 3 drops or so of vanilla extract
add 4 tble spoons of flour, any kind
and the recipe calls for 2 tble spoons of chocolate chips, but this is a lie, add as many as you would like to add
mini-marshmallows would be a good substitute for chocolate chips or you could do both and make a s'mores type of thing
cook in microwave for 40-60 seconds and any coffee mug will work for this
also prepare this in the mug and I've found that it's best if you use a fork to mix the ingredients together
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