Helluva Boss X Reader [On Hold]

Helluva Boss part 2

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Loona sat in a chair, reading a book, and got a phone call

"Hello, I.M.P" She boredly said

"Loona, I got stabbed.. Call Moxxie-!" It seemed like Millie had called but before anything else was said, Loona hanged up

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"Happy adoption anniversary Loony. I got you a little something" Blitz smiled and handed Loona a present

"Is it a cure for syphilis?" Loona asked, she crossed her arms

"I-

Oh.." Blitz sadly said

"Then I don't want it!!" Loona growled and aggressively grabbed the present then slammed it on the ground causing Blitz to flinch

Then, a bunch of small spiders came crawling out and then up onto Loona in which she groaned at

"I'm sorry, it was spiders" Blitz cringed, he somehow was outside of a window

"God dammit" Loona muttered, spiders crawled all over her and one even swung on her snout

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"Uh.. E-Excuse me.. Did you just fax me an add for weightloss?" Moxxie asked, sounding hurt

Loona boredly looked at the computer, she watched someone sing and dance on the news

"No" The wolf replied

"What?-

Why-

Why would anyone send me this?" Moxxie asked again, he sadly looked down at the paper

"Come on..You know why" Loona said as she looked up at Moxxie

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"Whoever left the fucking...Avocado Salad in the fridge, I'm taking it because I have the worst hangover right now" Loona said, she rummaged through the fridge before grabbing a container and pouring the food in her mouth

"Why would you drink on a work night?" Millie asked

"I'm hungover from this morning, dumbass" Loona growled, Moxxie and Y/N opened the door

"Isn't that my lunch?" Moxxie asked

"You know what? I can't take this assult right now, I need to blow off some fucking steam!" Loona exclaimed, she angrily kicked the container and it bonked onto Moxxie, causing him to fly back

Y/N jumped back once they saw Loona run out the building, Millie awkwardly stood their

Loona came running out the building and was screaming in frustration, a women was rolling a stroller as Loona ran towards it and kicked it

A baby screamed as the stroller flew away and the mother stood their, shocked

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Y/N was sitting in a chair and they read a book, Loona was sitting in another chair as she playing music on her phone

Y/N sighed

"Loona, can you please turn down the music?" They innocently asked

Loona glared at them and she held her phone up towards them, she turned up the volume more

Y/N groaned and left the room

"Jackass!" Loona yelled to them

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Back to the present time, Moxxie, Blitz, Y/N, and Loona all were in the same room

"Blitz, that clingy, rich, asshole is on the phone. Says it's urgent, wants to talk to you" Loona informed

Blitz, with a cup in hand, listened as well as the two other demons

"Sound a little dtf-y" Loona added
(Idk if that's right)

"Oh God, it was one time!" Blitz loudly groaned, he dropped his cup, clenched his fists, and then crossed his arms

Y/N and Moxxie stared at Blitz and they casually drank their water

"If I hadn't slept with that privileged asshole none of us would have access to the living world" Blitz angrily muttered

Moxxie abruptly stopped drinking his water while Y/N spat out their water, luckily not towards anyone

"You what??" They simultaneously asked

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In a big castle, Blitz and an owl were in the same room. The owl was asleep, Blitz grinned at this and he then grabbed a book and quietly sang

"Got the book, got the book. Got this fuckin' heavy book"

Blitz put on a sinister smile and creeped towards two double, glass doors

He walked out of them and he stepped onto the balcony, he grunted as he put the book and himself on the ledge

"Oh shit!" Blitz strained, the book was falling down and due to it being heavy, Blitz fell along with it

He and the book fell onto a cake where more owls ate and talked but it quickly stopped once cake splattered on them all

"Sorry I fucked your husband" Blitz smiled

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"BLITZ!" Loona yelled, Y/N and Moxxie coward away

"I HEARD YOU ALRE-"

To Be Continued

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