The Akatsuki are here...HURRAY!

Welcome to Hell training boys!

Alexis's POV:
I grinned as I started thinking of ways to kill Deidara and Sasori. Of course...hmm....maybe I can light them in fire...or explode Sasori...dunno.

"Alexis can you hurry up, Hn?!" I jumped as Deidara spoke.

"You jerk! You know I will slaughter you!" I said.

"No you won't. I want to die with a bang. Like my art, hn!" Deidara said, making a clay bird.

He threw his clay bird in the air and did his usual hand sign,"Katsu!"

The bird exploded. Sasori sighed,"Your 'art' is not true art. Art is eternal beauty"

"Shut up, Danna! Art is an explosion!"

"Art is Eternal Beauty"

"No!"

"Yes

"No"

"Yes"

"No!"

"Yes"

"Yes"

"No! Damn it Deidara!" Sasori said, pissed.

Deidara did a peace sign,"I win!"

I facepalmed. These people are complete idiots. My eye started to twitch when Deidara started making some clay animals and exploded them.

"Stop...it's getting annoying Deidara" I said.

"No! Never, Hn!"

"I will blast you into hell!" I shouted.

Deidara shrugged,"At least I'll go out in a bang"

I roared with anger and threw a knife at him. Deidara yelped as it almost hit his face. I growled and charged at him. Deidara hastily made some clay birds and threw them at me,"Katsu!"

I scoffed and dodged the explosions. I aimed a kick at Deidara's face and it met its target dead on. Deidara jumped back, holding his
face.

"So when are we going to start training?" Sasori asked, annoyed.

"WHAT DID YOU THINK WE WERE DOING(hn)?!" Deidara and I yelled.

"DONT SAY WHAT IM SAYING, YOU DUMB BLOND!" I punched Deidara in the face.

Deidara held his cheek,"OW! The hell was that for, un?!"

"Because life isn't fair" I said, bluntly.

Deidara started fuming. I grinned. Now the real fun begins. I got my knife out and slashed Deidara's Akasuki clock. Deidara's eyes widened a fraction and he jumped away. He put his hands into the pouches on his sides and I knew his hand mouths were eating the clay inside there, creating what is so called art. I threw a kunai at him and he moved out of the way, throwing a spider at me. You know...I think Evi would freak if she saw how big this clay spider is...wait...why is it getting closer? Oh...

"KATSU!"

The spider exploded and I flew back. I jumped on a tree's trunk and launched myself head first at Deidara. His visible blue eye widened a fraction and I collided into his stomach. He fell to the floor with a yelp. Or was it a gasp for air? Dunno. I got up and Deidara was holding his stomach, his pain showing on his face.

"Take it like a man!" I yelled, kicking his stomach.

Deidara glared at me. I rolled my eyes and almost got hit with a kunai. My eye's widened.

"The hell! That could have killed me!" I said, slightly freaked out.

Sasori rolled his eyes.

"Your such a brat"

"I'm no brat. If I was a brat I would have been throwing a tantrum but am I? No!"

"Damn, brat, don't get on my ass about it. Well...I'll admit this....your not as annoying as Deidara"

"Hey, un! I take offense to that!"

"You were supposed to, dumb blonde"

"Shut up!"

I sighed. Deidara threw a clay bomb at me and I caught it. I rolled my eyes and threw it back just as he said,"Katsu!"

Turns out Deidara almost got hit with the blast. I started laughing like a maniac. My laughter was loud so the others should have heard it. After I almost got killed by Sasori because he kept on throwing his poisonous shit at me. I was like 'Hell no! I don't want your shit, motherfucker!' So I dodged and sighed as it almost hit Deidara. Deidara freaked then started ranting about Sasori almost killing him. Sasori answered Deidara with a poker face but some irritation could be heard in his voice. I facepalmed.

'Im surrounded by a bunch of idiots' I thought.