The Akatsuki are here...HURRAY!

Fun time!

3rd Person POV:

It was finally the weekend. Everyone was lying around the house, bored and hot. Lyel sprang out of nowhere, scaring Tobi and caused Eithne to laugh at the poor boy's misery.

"We must go to the pool!" Lyel announced.

"Pool?" Kisame questioned.

"Yes!"

"How about no" Pein said.

"Pool it is!" Bruno said.

Pein gave Bruno a glare.

"Pool!" The girls chanted over and over again.

"I could go for the pool. I could show my hot body to some hot girls" Hidan said.

"Ew" Evi said.

"...I could make money there with Konan"

"Kakazu, I will not be a prostitute!"

"...It was worth a try"

"Could I blow it up with my art?"

"No. And that isn't art. Art is eternal"

"...hn..."

"Water!" Everyone looked at Kisame who shrugged.

"What? It is filled with water"

Soon after that conversation, they were headed for the pool. Of course the odd ones placed a Genjustu so they would look like regular humans.They walked for a bit until they reached the town pool. They entered, paying for their entry and found a spot to chill. Sasori refused to go into the water or remove his shirt. Kisame didn't care and removed his shirt. Hidan removed his shirt as well and jumped into the pool. Immediately girls started flocking around him, trying to seduce him.

Itachi stayed in the shade, reading. Kakazu was in the water watching the lifeguards. Pein and Konan went in the water and stayed close to each other, watching everyone. Tobi was having fun, splashing around. Zetsu was chilling at the shallow end while Deidara attempted to drag Sasori into the water. Bruno was with his girlfriend.

Lyel smiled at the sight before her as she put on some shades and closed her eyes. Something blocked the sun and Lyel became confused.

"Get her!" Eithne said.

Immediately Mya, Eithne, Alexis, and Evi lifted Lyel and walked to the pool.

"Hey! Guys put me down!"

"Whatever you say~"

"No! I mean-" the girls threw the smaller girl into the pool.

Lyel yelped as she landed and came up for air, soaking wet. She spit out water and gave her friends a small glare. They gulped and backed away.

"Deidara~ get over here for a second" Lyel called.

"What is it, Un?" The said blonde asked, stopping his actions to drag his danna into the pool.

"Can you push these girls into the pool?"

Deidara nodded and pushed the girls into the pool. Alexis growled and took him down with her. They surfaced with Deidara with a bruised cheek,"Ow..."

"Never again!" Alexis scowled, making Deidara cower.

Eithne pouted,"Aw man...now I'm all wet"

"That was the point" Mya said.

"Nooooooo!!!" Eithne cried out.

"Heh" Lyel said.

Eithne seemed to anime crying and Alexis freaked out. Evi was near the steps to get out of the pool and from the corner of her eye she saw someone approach her.

"Hello" The boy said, sitting next to her.

"..." Evi studied the male.

He had slightly jet black curly locks of hair and he was slightly pale. His eyes were a nice almond color.

"You're supposed to say hi"

"Hi" Evi stated bluntly.

"What's your name?"

"..." Evi drifted away from the male and went to Kakazu who was by himself.

Kakazu gave the girl a glance and said nothing.

"So...." Evi trailed off not knowing where to start.

"Deidara's getting murdered"

"What?" Evi looked at the Akasuki member completely confused.

Kakazu pointed somewhere and Evi saw Alexis strangling Deidara while the lifeguards didn't notice. Evi shook her head, chuckling.

"That's the sort of thing Alexis would do" Evi laughed.

Kakazu seemed to scowl,"If Deidara dies, I'm not paying for his funeral or his coffin"

Evi punched Kakazu lightly in the arm,"Dude chill out. He'll be fine"

Evi looked back at the two enemies and giggled when she saw Deidara pleading for mercy. She didn't know it but Kakazu was watching her, smiling lightly underneath the mask that hid his face.

Alexis, meanwhile,was struggling. She was starting her revenge against Deidara for killing Gaara and using him as a sofa. Deidara was attempting to get away but Alexis grabbed his blonde locks and smiled devilishly,"Nope. You're paying for what you did"

Soon after, Deidara was sailing across the sky and he landed harshly on the grass,"Ow!"

Alexis grinned as she continued her torture.

Konan and Pein watched, amused at Deidara's beating. Sasori could care less as he watched Deidara getting beat up until he too was dragged into the beating. Itachi, Kisame, and Lyel sat in a comfortable silence as they all had a staring contest.

They had gotten the idea because Itachi had been staring at the two and they do decide to start a game. Kisame blinked and cursed, causing a faint smirk to appear on Itachi's face. Kisame got Itachi by dunking his head underwater.

"I win!" Lyel shouted with victory before she was dunked into the water as well.

Hidan was having fun with the ladies. He seemed satisfied but he noticed Mya by herself. He swam away from the mob of girls and went next to her.

Mya looked at Hidan before looking away. Hidan raised an eyebrow,"Why are you fucking alone?"

"Hidan, watch your language" Mya scolded,"And...because it's kinda peaceful"

Hidan made a noise that sounded like an exaggerated sigh,"No! Peacefulness does not go well with me"

"No kidding. I think one of the girls is ready for...that" Mya shivered at the thought of the s-e-x word.

Hidan laughed at the girls slight fear of it,"It all a part of growing up"

"I'm not a slut, Hidan. I'm not having you know what until I'm married"

"Or you're in college...I think....or you get drunk"

"Hidan!"

"What?!"

Hidan threw his hand up in a surrender motion when Mya gave him a harsh glare. Hidan had a small smile on his face and that assured Mya that he was joking. Mya sighed, calming down.

After an hour of causing mischief and idioticness, the group of misfits were kicked out of the pool. They all walked to the den, talking about their day and what they were going to do.

"Hey, when do you think we'll be going home?" Everyone froze at the sentence Hidan dared to utter.

"I...don't know" Kakazu said, slowly.

"Do you guys even know a way to go back?" Evi asked after some hesitation.

"No" Pein immediately answered.

Lyel muttered something under her breath. Alexis tilted her head at the girls sudden whisper,"What was that?"

Immediately everyone looked in the direction of the small girl. The said girl stated softly,"I think I know a way..."