*me and my boyfriend are eating eggs for breakfast*
Boyfriend: *stops eating and looks at me* Eggs are like chicken periods.
Me: *stops and looks at him* they aren't like chicken periods they are chicken periods. *i then realize how often chickens have periods and am grateful that humans only get them once a month*
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Random Funny Quotes Book 2
HumorosBook 2. These are just random quotes from my life that I think were funny. If you don't think they're funny or don't get them, then too bad. All of these are conversations that have happened or that I've read or just thought about having them and pu...
