Y/n: No, not once.
Charlie: ..........Have you ever-
Y/n: Get to the point.
Charlie: -We're making a hotel to rehabilitate demons.
Y/n: ...You want to get people in Hell, who are in here because they are the worst of the worst...into heaven?
Charlie: ...Yes.
Y/n: ...*wheeze* Hehehehehe. Ah hahahahahahaha...you're serious?
Vaggie: We were kinda hoping you would become a patron.
Y/n: Look, girls, I don't think I'm exactly cutout for this.
Charlie: But that's what this is all about! To help demons redeem themselves.
Y/n: I'm sorry but, I can't do this.
Charlie looked down sadly.
Y/n: .......*sigh* Look, I'll become a patron.
Charlie looked up happily.
Vaggie: Wait, really?
Y/n: Yeah, just don't expect me to start being a perfect little angel all of a sudden.
Charlie hugged you.
Charlie: Oh, thank you thank you thank you!
She let go.
Y/n: Ok, I'll come back later to help you get this place *static* together, but I have to go see my dad first.
Vaggie: When are we gonna meet your dad anyway? You keep mentioning him but we've never seen him. I'm starting to think you don't even have a dad.
Y/n: I'll tell you soon, anyway bay-bay, later.
He began to leave.
Charlie: Oh! Keep your eyes out for any potential patrons!
Y/n: Eyes out? *points to eyes* My eyes came out years ago! See you lesbos later!
He left leaving Charlie to giggle at his joke.
The moment he got out, he got another text from a group chat.
Angel Dust: Hey babe~
Y/n: Uh...who is this?
Angel Dust: Oh don't play dumb babe.
Y/n: What do you want AD?
Cherri Bomb: Yo, Y/n! We going to a turf war later, wanna come?
Y/n: Maybe, my dad wants to see first.
Angel Dust: I'm right here baby~
Y/n: My dad, not my "daddy"
Angel Dust: So you're saying I'm your daddy?
Y/n: Ok I walked into that one.
Cherri Bomb: Well, if you do decide to come, well be at Hitler street.
Angel Dust: Oh he'll cum alright.
Y/n: BYE!
You facepalm.
Y/n: You have sex with a gay spider when your drunk ONE TIME!
Y/n looked at the clock on his phone.
Y/n: .....Dad first.
He "glitched" the world and appeared in a room.
Y/n: ...Dad?
No answer.
Y/n: Dad, are you here?
You heard a 1920's radio voice from behind.
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The Son Of The Radio Demon(Hazbin Hotel Male Reader Insert)
FanfictionLet me just clarify, this is not a harem, or a love book in general. At the very least, there will be some past love, and maybe some current love, but that's it. Just putting you in the story.
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