Winterwidow Oneshots

Chapter 6

The avengers wandered up to a quaint little house in the middle of absolutely nowhere, they were all tired, hungy and clearly battered and brusied.
They had just come back from a mission supposed to last a week instead lasting about three months, they all had family they needed to call, or wounds they needed to stitch up and yet none of them except Clint knew where Natasha was half heartedly leading them to.
"And where is it we're going again?" Tony shouted from the back.
"I already told you! A safe house!" Natasha shouted down from the front to Tony.
"In the middle of nowhere?!"
"Look just shut up and trust her would ya Tony!"
"Thanks Clint"
"No probs Tash"
"Hey just wondering what are you gunna do about" Clint gazed around to check no one was eavesdropping and lowered his voice "You know who?"
"Well I'm 99.9% sure that hp already killed old voldy but if you really want I could call Ginny Weasley just to check, you know we red heads must stick together!"
"Ha ha very funny" Clint stated as he rolled his eyes, "You know I mean" he once again glanced round and lowered his voice "Lola."

You are probably wondering who Lola is right about now, you see a long, long time ago Natasha Romanoff fell in love, and well she still is. His name was James Buchanan Barnes although she mainly called him James or solider if they were around the guards, they fell in love while he trained her in the red room. Anyway one thing lead to another and they discovered she was pregnant. They didn't think it was possible after all she had been sterilised, yet here she was most definitely pregnant! So, they did the only logical thing and made an escape plan, unfortunately the plan went wrong and James sacrificed his chance of escaping so that Natasha and their unborn baby could. She ended up having a beautiful baby girl, Lola. The next time Natasha saw the love of her life he shot her, the red room and hydra had clearly brain washed him again and Natasha knew she couldnt see him again, for Lola's sake. That was 14 years ago and Natasha now had a very grumpy, hormonal teenage girl. The only person who knew about her in the team was Clint, hence why he asked her what she was going to do.

"Well what can I do? Not tell them about her and make her hide away in her room for the next few days?! You know that's actually not a bad idea... No! I just have to tell them I guess."
"Well good luck, but if you don't mind I'm going to call the shower first" And just like that Clint raced up the steps of the sweet little house shouted something muffled that sounded like 'Yo pumpkin spice latte!' and disappeared from view.
"Woah woah woah! Clint shouldn't of just run it there like that! We haven't even checked the perimeter yet!" Steve said in a rush.
"Yes lady Natasha I agree with Steven here, how do we no it's safe?" Thor followed on.
"I know it's safe because... " she sighed and turned to face them, "because I kinda, live here."
"What!?"
"You live here?!"
"But its in the middle of nowhere how do you get to work on time!"
"How do you get the pop of tarts then Lady Natasha!"
"1. Yes I live here 2. I leave early or try to do video conferences and 3. I don't love pop tarts as much as you Thor, but there is a supermarket like 20 minutes away if your travelling by car! Now have you questioned my life choices enough? Yes? Good let's go"
And so Natasha set going up the stairs with the others trailing in behind her.
"Мама!" A 14 year old girl cried as she ran up and hugged her mother.
"Эй, моя маленькая девочка!" Natasha spoke in perfect Russian "Как ваши дела?"
"How am I! How are you?! You've been gone for 3 months! You said it would be a week, maximum!"
"I know, I know and I am so so sorry baby girl!"
"That's okay, I forgive you, but seriously are you okay? Are you hurt?!" Lola said as she turned Natasha round inspecting her.
"Nah nothing that can't be fixed later anyway--"
"Uncle Clint looked pretty bashed up, is he OK? Did you jump of a roof cause you set a bomb and it exploded again!"
"Lola"
"Or did you light a building on fire while you were still inside"
"Lola!"
"Or maybe you jumped on a firework and flow to the moon but cause it's firework it exploded and-- "
"LOLA!"
"What?"
"We have some guests sweetie,"
Lola turned around and her mouth fellto the ground when she saw who was standing there.
"Woah, you're you're the... the *exhale in breathless manor* the the um the,"
"The avengers? Yeah kid and you are...?" Tony questioned
"Guys this is Lola, Lola this is the guys," Natasha said turning to each respectively to see their reactions.
"And Lola is my--"
"Her daughter, I know right big shock!" Clint broke in jumping over the sofa with a bowl of pop corn in his hand.
"Clinton Francis Barton, you have approximately 0.2 seconds to run before I kill you!"
"Okay just give me a sec," He swallowed his pop corn, "Okay I'm ready!"
Natasha then proceeded to lunge for Clint causing him to scream a high pitched girly scream throw the pop corn in the air and run out of the room, Natasha of course chased him picking up a tea towel on the way and hitting him with it every time he got within her reach.
Lola stared at the scene for a couple of seconds before turning back to the remaining avengers
"Don't worry this happens a lot, and if I doesn't stop soon I'm sure I can break it up somehow, I usually do, "
"So... Your Natasha's little girl then?" Steve asked trying to strike up a conversation.
"Well I wouldn't say little but yup Natasha's my mum" she said popping the p.
"Oh my goodness! 2011 Natasha was working for me under the name Natalie Rushman she brought you to work with her one day saying you were her god daughter and that you were ill and your parents couldn't look after you!"
"Yeah I was like 6, it was the coolest day of my life"
Tony was about to reply when a loud crash was heard through out the house followed by a second of silence then...
"You stupid bird look what you've done! You dumb dumb Robin!"
"Uh oh" sighed Lola.
"Oh and this is all my fault huh, you idiot daddy longlegs!"
"Yes it's all your fault! You pigeon! You stupid Raven! You uncultured little parrot!"
"I'm a hawk! Hawk! Hawk! Hawk!"
"Sure you stupid flamingo!"
"Oh yeah!? You freaking Brown Recluse!"
*gasp!* "You didn't!"
"Oh yes I did!"
And with that both Natasha and Clint stormed of into different rooms and slammed the door.
For the rest of the week the Avengers where here Clint and Natasha were here they refused to talk to each other, the gang grew to love Lola and Natasha told them all about James, without mentioning his name once keeping Steve hidden from the fact she slept with his best friend. Over all it was a great few days that will never be forgotten.

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Hey guys sorry that 1. I haven't updated in a while and 2. It was awful and not very winterwidowy.
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Also sorry if the Russian is incorrect I just used a translation thing on Google.

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