Ok this is going to be slightly different from my other chapters so far. For this chapter I'm not writing a one shot but like a thing that they would say to each other, okay I didn't explain that great but please just read and you'll understand what I mean.
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Natasha: Did you get my note?
Bucky: You used a magnet to stick it to my arm! How could I not get it!
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Bucky: This is way quicker and easier!
Natasha: It's also way more likely to get us killed, but you know clearly our safety isn't important!
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Natasha: Did you put fireworks next to the bomb?
Bucky: I thought it'd look pretty!
Natasha: It was supposed to be subtle!
Bucky: Then why are we using a bomb!?
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Natasha: If you attempt to tickle me again I will throw you out that damn window you- ... what are you doing?
Bucky: seeing whether I could survive the drop to see whether it's worth it.
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Bucky: Is it hot in here or is it just you?
Natasha: Stop trying to flirt with me you're on fire idiot!
Bucky: Ahhhh that's why it's hot.
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Bucky: Damn right I'm pretty!
Natasha: I said petty, dumbass.
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Natasha: Barnes! Sam's annoying me can you poke him with your knife?
Bucky: In the professional world we call it 'stab' but sure, if you insist.
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Bucky: I can fix the problem!
Natasha: Thank goodness!
Bucky: It involves explosions...
Natasha: New idea.
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Natasha: That was the one thing I told you not to do!
Bucky: Since when do I ever listen though!
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Bucky: Oh screw it! I say we blow it up and call it a day!
Natasha: James NO DON'T YOU---- Ahhh fudge.
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Bucky: Okay now Tasha I don't want you to be alarmed but I may, or may not, of just been shot. Again.
Natasha: ... Seriously.
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Natasha: Murder isn't in my calendar for today.
Bucky: Yeah well I'm pretty sure murders in anyone's calendar.
Natasha: Actually it's in mine just not till next Tuesday.
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Bucky: Take my hand.
Natasha: Why should I?
Bucky: Because I've been trying to ask you to marry me for three days so just give me your damn hand!!!
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So how did you find that chapter? I'm not sure how much I'm gunna update this week cause I'm going back to school tomorrow (This might sound dumb but just fyi for me posting this tomorrow is Monday the 4th of November) after half term! Also I'm from England and I know the marvel movies are based in America so if I get anything wrong sorry! Have a great week!
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