Invader Roz: An IZ Sequal

It's Only A Matter of Time

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Roz sat beside herself with Dum on her couch, doodling an autopized alien on her tablet. Her human parent kept offering her moldy cookies, but each time they did all they could say was Hello. Even when gretted with this friendly and lovingly loud greeting, Roz continuously declined these cookies with gagging disgust.

Knock knock.

Roz angrily got up and dropped the pad onto the couch. As she stommped twoards the door, Roz mumbled under her breath about how if it was another subscription Dum was a part of she would kill the mailer and pose him like a scarecrow to send a message to anyone else who dares touch the door.

Opening the door provided less then a joyful expression for the human girl.

"Oh if it isn't the stinky small alien that lives next door. What do you want from me?" Roz was disgusted at the mere sight of her neighbor.

Mary responded. "I've come to make a truce."

Roz shouted, "What's a truce?"

"It's...An agreement..." Mary's green face displayed disappointment and frightend confusion at the response she was given.

"Anyway," Mary continued, "I wanted to make a truce in which you would surender. The fighting would stop and there would be no more physical problems. And no shouting to the world that I'm Irken. Or putting bees in my base."

"Hehe. That was fun."

"Those bees weren't funny."

"ANYWAY, IRKEN! I think your wrong. It's you," Roz pointed her finger straight into the center of Mary's face, making it squeak,"who should surrender."

Mary was confused. She swatted Roz's hand away from her face "Excuse me?"

"Its YOU who should surendur to ME!"

"Why would I do that?"

"Because one day I'm going to rule the world! And you will be the technology supplier and personal display monkey that people throw stuff at. Or I might tear you apart to show everyone that I'm so great."

"I would never agree to that!"

"But you're the one who wanted the truce."

"I-oh you-forget it just..." Mary took a breath of polluted Earth air. "How about you come over to my base so we can discuss this more professionally?"

"Hmmmmmmmmmmm..." Roz thought for a minute and looked up to her ceiling so high her head almost popped off.

"I don't know," she said, "Oh what the heck. It could be fun."

"That's fantastic." The Irken let off a sickening pink grin and rubbed her hanew together in delight. She reached out to grab Roz's hand. "Lets go" she exclaimed.

The human girl became disgusted by Mary's action. "Ew! ew! Get your stinky hand off of me!" Mary refused to let go.

The girls walked a short distance from one house to the other. Once at the door, Mary took out a set of keys and started to twist a lock.

"You know, human, I think this is gonna go really well."

Roz made a sickening grin. "I think so too- AAAAH!"

With one lock twist, Roz fell through a trap door all the way into the bottom of the base and straight into a test tube. Mary grrined down at the trapped organism and giggled. She had one this time.

Mary zoomed through her door and past a sleeping Snarly. She slammed herself against the tiled floor that flipped into an elevator that transferred her to the lower levels of the base. All the while, Mary grinned giddily and the fact that she had finally captured the biggest threat to the Irken empire.