welcome. i'm abby, and today, we will be answering the question, "does Post Malone smell?"
well. let's do some analyzing.
most of Post's songs involve girls. girls and partying. what's at these kinds of parties? drugs, alcohol, etc. a lot of musky smells, too. boys are naturally stinky. like, bleh.
he also has a lot of facial hair, which would (or, uh, should) cause sweating. especially in a gross, crowded theater or house or whatever he's partying or performing in.
this would mean he sweats a lot.
sweat smells. sweat smells very bad. and considering the possibility that he does this a lot, makes me think that he smells bad.
alcohol also smells VERY BAD. he probably drinks a lot, maybe hooks up with girls? considering he's not... like... THAT attractive, he might though? okay not to offend post malone fans he's just not my cup of tea, man. alcohol is probably on his clothes and you can probably smell it through his pores, like, ew.
drugs also smell bad. he probably does drugs, don't even deny it, bro.
anyways, considering these things,
it is a definite yes.
he does smell bad.
unless he takes a shower every two seconds.
but.
there is a 98.99% chance he does smell.
but! that's perfectly okay! go off queen post.
