A long, long time ago in a heroic, heroic galaxy ...
After leaving the sassy planet Venus, a group of peacocks fly towards a distant speck. The speck gradually resolves into an adorable space castle.
Civil war strikes the galaxy, which is ruled by Draco Malfoy, a whiny flat-earther capable of littering and even jaywalking.
Terrified, a shiny psychic known as Queen Elizabeth I flees the empire, with her protector, Thomas Jefferson.
They head for Lost Angeles on the planet Neptune. When they finally arrive, a fight breaks out. Jefferson uses his heroic spoon to defend Queen Elizabeth.
Jefferson and psychic Queen Elizabeth decide it's time to leave Neptune, and steal a moped to shoot their way out.
They encounter a tribe of hedge hogs. Jefferson is attacked and the psychic is captured by the hedge hogs and taken back to Lost Angeles.
Jefferson must fight to save psychic Queen Elizabeth, but when he accidentally unearths a beautiful sausage, the entire future of the heroic, sassy galaxy is at stake.
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Screwing With a Plot Generator
HumorI like to play with a plot generator when I'm bored sometimes, and put in way more effort then is necessary or normal. I'm putting the results of that in here. WARNING: Potentially dangerous levels of stupidity and cringe.
