CG: H4H4H4H4H4 YOU 4R3 SO OBV1OUS W1TH YOUR "34RTH FL1RT1NG" 1TS SO P4TH3T1C!!!
TG: shut the hell up pyrope
CG: SO WH3N 4R3 YOU GONN4 4SK H1M OUT? >;]
TG: havent you ever noticed how much he says "no homo"
TG: he doesnt even know im gay and he says it on a regular basis
CG: WOW...K4RK4T W4S R1GHT. YOU 4RE SOM3 STUP1D HUM4NS
CG: H3 S4YS 1T B3C4US3 H3 DO3SNT W4NT YOU TO KNOW H3S "G4Y" OR WH4T3V3R YOU GUYS C4LL 1T
TG: are you trying to say I have a chance
TG: cuz I call bullshit
CG: WHY
CG: 1T COULD H4PP3N
CG: 1 DON'T UND3RST4ND WHY TH1S WHOL3 "G4Y" TH1NG 1S SUCH 4 B1G D34L 4NYW4Y
CG: JUST GO FL1RT H1M UP, LOV3R D4V3
TG: fine whatever
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CG: CLEARLY YOU NEED MY EXPERTISE ON ROMANCE, EVEN IF IT ISN'T IN QUADRANTS
EB: what do you want karkat
CG: HONESTLY, YOU SUCK AT EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS
CG: HOW THE FUCK DO I EVEN KNOW MORE ABOUT YOUR LOVE THAN YOU DO?!
CG: OH BTW GREAT GOING ABOUT TELLING HIM ABOUT SERKET
CG: I COULD LITERALLY HEAR HIS HUMAN FILTHY BLOOD ORGAN BREAKING THROUGH THE DAMN SCREEN
EB: wait what?
EB: what do you mean?
CG: OH MY GOD ARE YOU KIDDING
CG: INCOMPETENCE EVERYWHERE
CG: HE IS CLEARLY A RAGING "HOMOSEXUAL" AS YOU LIKE TO CALL IT FOR SOME WEIRD ASS REASON. HE LIKES YOU, JOHN.
EB: i doubt it.
EB: and anyway, why the hell should i listen to you?
CG: *FACEPALM*
CG: BECAUSE IM CURRENTLY EAVESDROPPING ON STRIDERS CONVERSATION WITH TEREZI AS WE SPEAK
CG: HE THINKS YOURE NOT GAY
EB: but im not
CG: OKAY YOU SEE, THIS IS WHAT'S NOT GONNA GET YOU A MATESPRIT
CG: WE GET IT, YOURE A FUCKING "BISEXUAL" OR SOME SHIT BUT YOU HAVENT EVEN CLARIFIED THAT SO HE THINKS YOURE STRAIGHT. MAYBE THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED UP UNTIL NOW
CG: BUT EVERYONE BUT HIM KNEW FROM THE MOMENT WE STARTED TROLLING YOU THAT YOU WERE INTO THAT
EB: ok ok so what should i do then? because clearly you know everything there is to know about this stuff
CG: I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, BUT I KNOW YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO
CG: JUST DO THAT AS LONG AS IT'S NOT STUPID
CG: OH WHO AM I KIDDING OF COURSE IT'S GONNA BE STUPID, LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DO
EB: bye karkat
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No Homo
RomanceJohn is so ignorant. Damn, he's so ignorant. How many times does he have to say "no homo" in order for everyone to actually realize what he means?
