EB: hey dave
EB: dave...
EB: are you asleep?
EB: please answer me.
EB: im so boooooooored
TG: egbert dont you dare do that letter thing while you talk to me
TG: vriskas a bitch most of the time if you havent noticed
TG: i dont even understand why you waste your time with her
EB: well, I actually think she likes me...
TG: really
TG: and what are you gonna do with that knowledge
TG: its not like youre gonna ask her out or anything
EB: uhh, no of course not... i just don't want her to feel like she doesn't have a chance
TG: whatever
TG: what did you want tho
TG: i was in the middle of somethin
EB: what were you doing?
EB: oh wait, let me guess...
EB: exterminating the rest of your bro's creepy puppet asses again...
TG: nope.
TG: wrong again, egderp
EB: stop calling me names, idiot
TG: oh poor john is upset cuz I called him egderp
TG: what would you rather me call you
TG: Egshit? Ectobiolo-ass?
EB: lol ok no stop. this is so stupid. just forget it.
EB: i can't deal with watching you make a fool of yourself anymore.
EB: i would threaten to show your failure to karkat but he's probably already watching us have this conversation
TG: right well that was obviously the point to make a fool of myself and i won so i still get to call you egderp
EB: ...*sigh* fine
TG: brb bro
TG: terezi is messing with me again
EB: ughh ok :(
EB: karkat wants to talk to me too
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No Homo
RomanceJohn is so ignorant. Damn, he's so ignorant. How many times does he have to say "no homo" in order for everyone to actually realize what he means?