Chapter 4: Double Dates and Dirty Deeds all Done Dirt Cheap.

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Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Hey, can I get some advice from anyone online r/n?

Pian0Fr3ak: What do u need?

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: There's something I've been wanting to do for a while now, but while I really wanna fucking do it, I'm a little reluctant...

Pian0Fr3ak: I didn't take you for the reluctant type, Miu...

Pian0Fr3ak: But if you ask me, if there's something that excites you and scares the crap out of you at the same time, then I think you should just do it!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Really?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah!

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Alright then! Time to fuck a blender!

Pian0Fr3ak: wait WHAT? No!

Sweetchi: 

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: Ok, the blender can wait

Miu ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐: What the fuck is this?

MsMage: I was just about to ask that too...

MsMage: You ok Shuichi, or are you having a sad day again?

Sweetchi: Not sad...

Sweetchi: just salty...

Pian0Fr3ak: Would...talking to your girlfriend about it help?

Sweetchi: no, I mean, I'm actually salty

Sweetchi: I'm slowly filling myself up with saltwater....

MsMage: Explain?

Sweetchi: Kokichi put salt in my coffee as a prank this morning, but I'm going to continue to drink it, because I am petty, and won't let him win...

MsMage: Well...

MsMage: THAT'S certainly something...

Pian0Fr3ak: big oof...

Pian0Fr3ak: but hey, I got an idea

Sweetchi: what's that?

Pian0Fr3ak: So, Tsumugi recommended this anime to me earlier today...

Pian0Fr3ak: And I was gonna spend the night binging the first season

Pian0Fr3ak: Wanna join?

Sweetchi: What anime?

Pian0Fr3ak: Er...I forgot the name...

Pian0Fr3ak: Something about a slime?

MsMage: Tensei Shitara Slime Datta Ken?

Pian0Fr3ak: Yeah! That's the one!

Sweetchi: Sorry, I can't understand that...

Pian0Fr3ak: Aren't you Japanese Shuichi?

Sweetchi: What is it in English?

MsMage: That time I got reincarnated as a slime

MsMage: it's a goodun

LOTS: did someone say Slime Datta!?

MsMage: Yep

LOTS: that show is awesome!

MsMage: truth

Sweetchi: Alright

Sweetchi: What time should I come?

Pian0Fr3ak: This evening

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