THE RIVALRY BEGINNING Elle H (EPHtheCoder) x Bill Cipher (But Not Quite)

4:4: Let the Date Night Begin

She'll love it at first bite, I know she will.

After I whispered the food I leaned back up against the chair and explained my drink aloud.

Me: I'll have the Flipalond Shi'Unt Ronsia with ice. Blue will have the Earthian Hot Cocoa, with extra spice.

Oh boi, Blue thought, He's already thinking about burning my tongue off & possibly poisoning me with a mystery dinner. Two can play in that game.

The waitress nodded as she wrote down our orders and smiled a pleasant smile. She looked at the both of us and commented "By the way, you two are a cute couple. Good bye." Blue grinned her best fake smile as the waitress went into the platinum kitchen doors. When the alien was lost in sight, Blue really wanted to inform her that we were not exactly a couple but I held both her wrists as she went up from her seat.

Me: Blue, she's already gone & busy in the kitchen. Let the Date Night Begin.

ELLE'S POV:

Honestly, I've never been to an elite galactical restaurant before so I didn't know what to expect. Also I've never been on a date with a villain, especially a villain who's, hello, a demon before! Bill always assured me that it was going to be fine, but it almost never is when him & me are...together. Obviously not together together but I knew it was another sort of trap or scheme of his. At least I was focused, no matter how handsome he was on the outside. No matter how charismic he is or flattery or...Elle stop it! Again, I'm still focused on whatever this really is.

Bill: Our meals will come quickly so relax yourself. Wanna converse about something?

He placed his hands on each of his cheeks at gazed at me, intrigued.

Bill: We both know you have so many things inside your mind. Care to mention at least one thought?

Automatically, I could see in his eyes he wanted me to talk about him & only him. Again, I'm not falling for it. So, deciding to ruin his plan, I spotted some pretty handsome alien boys sitting at the tables around us. None of them compared to Bill's human form but it'll still be a perfect distraction from Bill's plan.

Bill: Why are you staring at a bunch of other guys?

Me: Because, I can't help myself. As a teenager now, I tend to be more boy crazy than ever.

I didn't lie about my increasing boy craziness, I just wanted to shove it Bill's handsome face. Then, I realized if I mention Bill's (maybe) true crush, he'll stop torturing me.

Me: & you know, I went to Gravity Falls a couple of months ago. You'll never believe what I found in the Mystery Shack.

Bill: Those humans that turned me into stone, I'm pretty sure its them.

Me: Pretty much. Soos, running the place, Stanford & Stanley came over to visit again.

Bill: Perfect timing.

Bill uttered in an edgy sarcastic tone.

Me: Also Wendy was there, no Gideon, thank goodness, also Old Mcguckit, and who could forget...Mabel & Dipper?

Bill had a confused smile for a reaction, along with his noticable eyebrow lifted up.

Bill: Why are you telling me this?

Me: Just because. Did you know that Dipper is growing more...hotter than usual?

While I was becoming more savage by the minute, Bill just kept on laughing it off like it was nothing, like he pictures almost everything else. Then he scoffed.

Bill: In a wimp's eye I suppose.

Me: Also, he's been doing more science things, more...experiments. & I have a feeling he wants you to come over.

This was fun, I just wanted him to confess to make it more fun. Sadly, he isn't backing down.

Bill: Why are you talking about Pine Tree all of a sudden?

Me: Just because......I know your secret.

This time I stayed mature because the name of love shouldn't be laughed at and I was determined to have him out of my sight.

Bill: Blue...do you like him or something? Haha! Just kidding!

Trying to push my buttons again, ay? I'll catch you gold-handed if it's the last thing I do.

Me: It's ok, Bill, I'm not judging, it's love we're talking about here. Unless...you truely don't love anyone.

Bill: Well....not necessary just anyone.

Welp, now I've gotten my answer!

Bill: And you can tell Pine Tree he's a Dipstick.

Bursting out laughing I was after that. Hitting my fist on the table and bowing down, putting my head on the table as my laughter bounced back to my face. Despite that plan didn't work, the moment still managed to make this hilarious.

Did I really laugh at a joke Bill Cipher made? Come on, Elle, you just easily laugh at jokes!

Bill: Oh, could you be anymore adorable?

Quickly I silenced my laughter, slowly but surely lifting my head, looking at Bill with sparkling eyes while "blue"shing light blue.

Me: You're kidding me, right?

Bill: Of course not, Ms IQ, you're the most beautiful mortal I ever seen.

He was looking at me deeply again with his golden-yellow eye. Maybe I was falling for his trap, but I must stay calm about it because there were other elite people sitting, conversing, and eating all around us.

Just calm down, stay calm, stay calm.

All you need to do is to survive this date. How hard could it be? Well, it is my 1st one.

Hello, everybody! EPHtheCoder here, and here's your dose of questions:

What did Bill mean by 90% of the date, people won't notice them?

Will Elle stay focused?

And seriously, will the food come up? I'm getting starving just thinking about it!

As always, stay tuned for more! Bye! 💙